I Was Searching For A Picture Of Queen Elizabeth II With Her Corgis But I Found This And I Just Think

this was your home

Damn...you’re not wrong though

Everyone who wears glasses does so in order to look better.

Angelica: I do have feelings for you.

Jefferson: You do?

Angelica: Yes, I feel that you’re a little annoying.

Eliza: Do you know what Angelica said when she read what you’d done?

Angelica: This probably wouldn’t have happened if he was with me.

Hamilton characters as things my friends and roommates have said at college

Washington: Every time you don't keep your side of the room clean, god kills a puppy.

Angelica: Honey, if that boy talks to you again and you don't like what he's saying, send him to me and I'll kick him so hard in the ass, he'll need my foot surgically removed from his mouth.

Maria: I look like a hooker in this dress, but not a cheap one. Like, a really expensive one. For the guys who wear nice cologne and suits.

Laurens: I don't know if I'm gay. Or straight. Or bi. I don't know what I am. I just know I have to pee now cause I'm so stressed about this.

Hamilton: I want to have a party just about me. Like, no music, no dancing, nothing. Just an empty room and me with a mic, so that everyone will come and have to hear me talk.

Eliza: I feel so guilty, I ate sugar before lunch. My mum always says it's unhealthy to eat sugar before noon. What have I done? I'm a horrible rebel. I need to go call her and apologise.

Peggy: DUDE IM NOT A GARBAGE CAN STOP THROWING YOUR FUCKING GARBAGE AT ME AM I THAT UNNOTICEABLE JESUS I HATE YOU ALL

Jefferson: Everyone here is so goddamn stupid.

Burr: Either I'll kill myself or my dorm-mate before summer break. I don't know which yet.

Philip Hamilton: I gotta be my own man,like my father but bolder

Philip Hamilton: *Organizes a threesome,Challenges a stranger,and dies in one song*

Philip Hamilton: Nailed it

oscanisaac asked: In The Heights + favorite platonic relationship // USNAVI & BENNY

My (non inclusive) Top Moments In Early American History

- George Washington naming his dogs shit like Sweet Lips

- Aaron Burr lighting himself on fire while trying to light a candle with a gun

- America ever winning in the revolution because we were a fucking mess

- Alexander Hamilton hiding behind Henry Knox at Yorktown when a shell burst near the tent

- Congress not finding John Adams a home in New York, forcing him to live with John Jay for like two months

- Lafayette not noticing he got shot in the leg

- John Adams taking the job of presiding over the senate seriously

- Abigail Motherfucking Adams

- Thomas Jefferson breaking his wrist trying to impress a girl

- The Hamilton family basically having three names that they rotated between kids

- Jefferson inviting Madison to come live with him at Monticello and Madison responding by basically saying he needed a year to think about it and never broaching the subject again

- Literally nobody knowing shit about Monroe

- Hamilton making a bet that he would buy dinner for a dozen delegates at the Constitutional Convention if Gouverneur Morris went up and clapped Washington on the back, which he did, and was subsequently given a glare that made him want to sink into the floor

- Washington actually cutting down two cherry trees

- Admiral de Grasse calling Washington “mon cher petit général”

- Aaron Burr trying to annex Texas and being tried for treason

- the Merry Affair

- Thomas Jefferson procrastinating in calling in Virginia militia, which forced him to flee Richmond when Benedict Arnold swept the capital

- “One hundred and eighty miles in three days and a half. It does admirable credit to the activity of a man at his time of life.” - Alexander Hamilton talking about Horatio Gates abandoning his army at Camden

- Baron Von Stueben showing up at Valley Forge with an Italian greyhound and his gaggle of little French boyfriends

- Baron Von Stueben cussing out the soldiers in French, leaving Hamilton and Laurens to translate

- Baron Von Steuben

- Jefferson being given a 1000 pound wheel of cheese, which no “federalist cows” were allowed to contribute to

Tell your president if he says he’s got beef, that I’m a vegetarian and I ain’t fuckin scared of him.

Alexander Hamilton, about John Adams (via incorrect-hamilton-quotes)

Such an AMAZING match!

oh ruby’s pouring pouring