This Gif Will Always Make Me Feel Things

One of the many times that I started crying during the documentary.

Eliza: Do you know what Angelica said when she read what you’d done?

Angelica: This probably wouldn’t have happened if he was with me.

Washington On Your Side might not seem like the most obvious hype song but lemme tell you when that “SOUTHERN MOTHERFUCKING DEMOCRATIC REPUBLICANS” hits I’m ready to kill a man in a duel at dawn in Weehawken

Washington: Hamilton, how is your apology to Jefferson coming?

Hamilton: I’ve been working on a letter to send him.

Washington: Yes. I saw a draft of it on your desk.

Hamilton: What did you think?

Washington: It was so horrifying I had to destroy the whole pad.

Hamilton: if you stand for nothing, Burr, what will you fall for?

Laf/Herc/Laurens: who are you who are you who are you--

Laurens: oh who is this kid and what the heck I gotta dooOOOOO to be with youuuuu

Dark times all around but there are still people out there who love you

Do not hurt yourself, do not hurt others, get help, talk to someone, anyone. Humanity has survived before and we can do it now if we all just support each other. My country and my people let me down and endangered my life but there’s nothing I or anyone else can do about that so let’s try to spread the love that is so clearly lacking.

My mind is GONE. 🤣

Found this pic and… yeah, okay, AEW needs to move the wrestler’s name thing a little bit.

Hercules: Why is Alex on the rooftop?

Lafayette: He likes to be tall.

My (non inclusive) Top Moments In Early American History

- George Washington naming his dogs shit like Sweet Lips

- Aaron Burr lighting himself on fire while trying to light a candle with a gun

- America ever winning in the revolution because we were a fucking mess

- Alexander Hamilton hiding behind Henry Knox at Yorktown when a shell burst near the tent

- Congress not finding John Adams a home in New York, forcing him to live with John Jay for like two months

- Lafayette not noticing he got shot in the leg

- John Adams taking the job of presiding over the senate seriously

- Abigail Motherfucking Adams

- Thomas Jefferson breaking his wrist trying to impress a girl

- The Hamilton family basically having three names that they rotated between kids

- Jefferson inviting Madison to come live with him at Monticello and Madison responding by basically saying he needed a year to think about it and never broaching the subject again

- Literally nobody knowing shit about Monroe

- Hamilton making a bet that he would buy dinner for a dozen delegates at the Constitutional Convention if Gouverneur Morris went up and clapped Washington on the back, which he did, and was subsequently given a glare that made him want to sink into the floor

- Washington actually cutting down two cherry trees

- Admiral de Grasse calling Washington “mon cher petit général”

- Aaron Burr trying to annex Texas and being tried for treason

- the Merry Affair

- Thomas Jefferson procrastinating in calling in Virginia militia, which forced him to flee Richmond when Benedict Arnold swept the capital

- “One hundred and eighty miles in three days and a half. It does admirable credit to the activity of a man at his time of life.” - Alexander Hamilton talking about Horatio Gates abandoning his army at Camden

- Baron Von Stueben showing up at Valley Forge with an Italian greyhound and his gaggle of little French boyfriends

- Baron Von Stueben cussing out the soldiers in French, leaving Hamilton and Laurens to translate

- Baron Von Steuben

- Jefferson being given a 1000 pound wheel of cheese, which no “federalist cows” were allowed to contribute to