Person: Hey, How Are Y-

“Dad, I just have to say this first. Benny’s a good person. I hope you can trust me.”

Me: I think my obsession with Joji has finally calmed down, I’m starting to enjoy other things as well!

Joji: *does literally anything*

Me:

Max: hey you boys dare me to wear a dress for a video?

Joji and Ian: No.

Max while applying lipstick on, already in the dress: You guys are so crazy! I can’t believe you are making me do this!

@linmanuel dancing is the best thing on the Internet

How I think 2017 will go:

How 2017 will probably go:

Trump’s son’s reaction during a part of Donald Trump’s Victory Speech

Lin Manuel Miranda hosting SNL (October 8th, 2016)

me: wow i can't believe you guys are making me perform all of 21 chump street

my friends: we're really not

me: the plan was called Operation D- and one of the schools included in the plan was Park Vista Community High School, where a kid named Justin Laboy - thAT'S ME

Nat Baimel

Burr: Someone narced! We gotta get rid of our stash!

Hamilton: I am not throwing away my pot.

Laurens: This small bed is falling apart. You should put it outside.

Hamilton: I am not throwing away my cot.

Mulligan: All of these ropes have become one tangled mass.

Hamilton: I am not throwing away my knot.