A Geode That Resembles A Burrito. 

Washington: Alexander why do you have a bunch of small purple bruises on your neck and collarbone?

Alex: Uhhhhhh...they're kisses from the universe

John: I'm the universe

The closest I'll ever get to seeing Hamilton is by watching bootleg videos on YouTube.

Lafayette: Alex, are you gay?

Alex: Bi, Lafayette

Lafayette: oh, sorry, touchy subject. I’ll leave you alone then.

Me: I think my obsession with Joji has finally calmed down, I’m starting to enjoy other things as well!

Joji: *does literally anything*

Me:

he absolutely kills this

High School Hamilton

*Jefferson runs down hallway at full speed*

Hamilton: What’s up with him?

Laurens: They’re serving Mac and Cheese at lunch today.