Listening To Strange Trails Is Not Enough. I Need All That Shit To Happen To Me.

That was the moment when my heart broke into pieces, seriously no, Jones’ face, just no *crying* 

all of tumblr tomorrow, march 15th:

after a lifetime of hearing about aragorn but not reading the books or watching the movies, genuinely nothing could have prepared me for his actual introduction. the hobbits picked this man out of a dumpster. he is a textbook softspoken angst prince and he is covered in dirt and he probably smells so bad. he’s the coolest man alive and is so casual about it. his number one skill is Knowing Where They Are and his number two skill is Having A Horrible Destiny That Torments Him. tolkien got it in one i’m afraid aragorn son of arathorn you are the guy of all time

Maybe we’ll get to see the first American pope in history be the first pope to excommunicate the US vice president

do you think that once the hobbits got back to the shire they realised they needed to slow their walking speed because they'd gotten used to walking a lot quicker around the tall folks for the months of the quest

to the great western wood (3/4)

Uhm help, I really have a crush on DS Ben Jones from midsomer murders. I can't help he is charming and precious 🙈🫠