if you and am were animals, what animals would you be?
this question is so fun!! tysm for sending this in <3 there are a ton of answers to this question but i settled on just a handful of categories!!
ocean vam! take me by the hand lead me to the land...
am as a bull shark and me as an alabaster nudibranch!
pets vam! grrr barkbarkbarkbark grrrrr woof woof meow hiss
am as a german shepherd and me as a siamese cat!
random vam! just random critters i thought fit us well
am as a eurasian goshawk and me as a white ferret!
CRICKETS/ROLAND (or ishmael or anything really)!!!
he/him or any neopronouns. i favor the fuckass sets my friends made and started using for me (ex: meur/sault based on a joke i made)
masculine terms to refer to me only, plz. also no they/them if u can help it
click 4 straw.page (gimmicks appreciated), other socials, artfight, c/mmissions, and parody bsky accs
fandoms: project moon, guilty gear, house of leaves, classic lit., etc.
kins: vergilius (lcb), hokma (lor), bamboo-hatted kim (lor), kishibe (csm), johnny truant (hol)
my last.fm!
i yume meursault!! sharing is good!! ill also gladly talk abt my oc i ship w him. and my other sinners. :)
(bestie and i's mutual) art tag: #cricketsmustbeenslaved
text tag: #cricketsmustbetext
oc tags are 🦗 - [oc name]...
- proshippers please dni with my blog :)
- please credit me if u use my art
- pms open! i love to chat with mutuals
- i might use slurs,, theyre all reclaimed though!! im not awful i swear!!
- fandom posting is sporadic!!!!
AWWWWW OMG THIS IS SO DAMN CUTE TYSM <3<3<3<3
also yes, you and your hubby are absolutely adorable and i'm rooting for y'all 🙏🙏
thank youuuuu <3<3<3<3
Who’s rat baby made their way into my procreate
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unhealthily obsessed with a character/characters?
healthily obsessed with a character/characters?
like oc x canon?
like to imagine yourself or your persona dating a character?
want to participate in art trades surrounding this stuff?
HAVE I GOT A SERVER FOR YOU!!!
[fanfare noise]
with barely any characters taken so far this is your choice to snag your f/os before some UNWORTHY HEATHEN tries to take them from you! need to know if your f/o's are open?
here's the document!
:・゚✧:・.☄️˚。・゚✧:・.:
vent art???!?!?!? on mothers day!?!?!?!?!??! its more likely than you think...
so. i never expected that i'd have to make a post like this, but here we are! :D
soooo.. this morning i woke up and checked my strawpage as i usually do because i work from home and my schedule is hellishly terrible, and i find some cute little doodles [that i will be posting later] and woah! what's this! my first 'kys'! wait a minute...... i recognize that name!! so i totally FREAKED OUT because like.. is this real??? i was shaking [more in the shocked and confused way rather than the upset way but still..] i want to believe that it's simply a troll impersonating another am selfshipper but i don't have any evidence leaning in either direction so i'll simply address both possibilities.
as i've said, i don't want to believe this option is true because i like seeing the best in people and i wouldn't want to assume the worst of someone i don't know, BUT i have to admit that there is a large possibility that this gimmick came from 'ams-puppy', a double that my friends have mentioned to me before and i've seen a few times myself.
i pride myself in being kind, even on the internet where i could get away with being mean under the veil of anonymity so i'm very sad that my mere existence offended you enough for you to go as far as telling me to end my life.
it should be obvious to anyone with the maturity past a ten year old that this behavior is unacceptable and childish.
i know am is mean and all but that doesn't give you an excuse to be a bad person, if anything it should encourage you to be kinder like it has for me.
why??????????? like, genuinely, what do you gain from this? though i respect the craving for chaos, trying to stir up fake drama is pathetic. and why in this community of all things? it's just foolish.
i suggest you take a moment to think about your actions and reevaluate what you do with your time. go outside. have fun. talk to friends. there are better things for you to do out there.
"erm...."
"evil infodumping where you just tell lies" except its me explaining the lore of media like my oc is canon
vulture - he/xe - am's silly husband :3https://amshusband.straw.page/https://bsky.app/profile/ams-husband.bsky.socialhttps://discord.com/invite/zyfRE3ZCzGhttps://ko-fi.com/vultrash/commissions
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