He Doesn't Care About My Feelings At All. He Still Texts His Ex When Hes In Front Of Me But He Wont Text

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

He said he loved me during the night. I said are you sure. He said yes.

I dont know how to deal with it. I'm afraid that I love him too.

@drunkidiotwriting

You rub a genies vase and out comes a very attractive genie. “What is your first wish?” the genie asks, bored.

“I want you to be my sugar daddy”

“Your wish is gr- Wait, what?”

I wish i didn't fall for you as hard and fast as i did. I hate myself for it. I want to die. I want to be ripped up and into shreds. I just dont want to exist anymore.

How I feel everyday

Trying to disinfect a pin so i could use it and my dumb ass slides my fingers on the pin and i hear the skin pop. Fuck man

@chubsterbubster

My penis was in the Guinness book of world records

Then the librarian told me to take it out.

I fucking got triggered into a depressive episode when i watched pitch perfect for the first time last night. Seeing the two main characters not talk to eachother because of a fight is one of my biggest fears with me and the few people i do talk to. I hate myself lmao

yeah sex is cool but have you ever had stable mental health for more than 48 hours

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?

None