20 Things Peter Parker Is No Longer Allowed To Do

20 Things Peter Parker is No Longer Allowed to Do

1. Say, “I don’t feel so good.”

2. Run into burning buildings.

3. Go to space.

4. Hack the spider suit.

5. Eat Wong’s sandwich.

6. Add protocols to the AI.

7. Leave Legos on the floor.

8. Swing from the chandelier while singing, Chandelier. AT ALL.

9. Make references from the movie, Alien.

10. Ask F.R.I.D.A.Y to play, Despacito.

11. Claim to have done something for, “the vine.”

12. Play dodgeball with the Cloak at Stephen’s house, at Tony’s house, ANYWHERE, EVER.

13. Go in the lab unsupervised.

14. Have “bug battles” with Nat and Scott.

15. Walk on the ceiling with shoes on.

16. Sing, Mad World for dramatic effect.

17. Say, “Wizard Dad.” (Dr. Dad is acceptable.)

18. Open doors without knocking.

19. Steal the Cloak and claim to be the Spider Supreme.

20. Stuff DUM-E with confetti.

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O hell overtime...

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3 years ago

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1 year ago

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1 year ago

Definitely not nervous AT ALL about Finland - Canada ha ha

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1 year ago

Okay but the fact that Lucifer got Alastor to actually curse. The fact that Alastor cussed out the literal king to his face without any hesitation. The fact that he did so from the very bottom of his sinful heart.

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6 months ago

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