"Wait! Spare His Life, And I Will Give You The Stone."

How would you manage that??

Produce an emotionally moving one-sentence story.

*me, owning a strange boutique housegoods/book store selling a variety of mystic, occult objects but no one realizes I live there, this is literally my living room*

Had a thought that since Russia isn't allowed to participate in ESC because of the Ukrainian war, so why is Israel allowed to participate?

Shouldn't they be banned for same/similar reasons ebu?

Should you maybe not be hypocritical and be firm ebu??

I'm crying 😂

Ok but just think: Roman having one of those really loud thunder sneezes

Patton having a Dad sneeze (you know what I’m talking about)

Logan having one of those really vilolent looking sneezes that you get out of the way for or you might get smacked, yet it is completely silent

Virgil having one of those cute little kitten sneezes

Virgil: *sneezes*

Patton: *tearing up* fuhking superb you funky little kitten

Logan: *is about to sneeze*

Patton and Virgil: *cowering behind Roman*

Roman: Not today foul beast!

~movie night, everyone is snuggling on the couch~

Roman: *sneezes*

Virgil: *shreiks and sticks to the ceiling like a cat*

Patton: *sneezes*

*silence*

Logan: Gesundheit Vater

God, please!

Plot of Spiderman FFH is probably Peter being over his head with everything and struggling not to drown and keeping a city together and god he just wanted a goddamn vacation goddammit until Dr Strange opens a portal and wrap up the crisis in golden mandalas saying, deadpanned, “Tony was throwing a fit on the astral plane and was about to revolt if I don’t come and help”

I think we all need a friend like him❤

shut the fuck up!!! i love phoenix wright so much!!!!!!! he is such a good man!!!!!!!!!!! he loves his friends with all of his being!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he’s willing to eat glass and run across burning bridges for them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this man has one brain cell and he uses its full capacity to care about others and i love that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Woops my hand slipped

Alright so hear me out:

fem adrien but when he transforms into chat noir it’s the lady noire design (with his features of course)

i lowkey ship tumblr ♠ twitter now

Rewatching Zombizou

Sorry this one took forever, it’s just this episode is ML’s equivalent of Toy Story 3 so I needed to be emotionally prepared to die first

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