Can I Borrow Your Mouth Real Quick? I Need To Test Something

M A G I C

Quick someone ride my face before I implode

Unbuckled.

Do you wanna suck on my tits while I stroke your dick as mutuals?

Where my fellow Brits at?? Get your arse down to your local polling station and put a little kiss next to the candidate you want and they will literally return the favour. Unfortunately I’m not running, so you’ll have to choose someone else. Make your vote count! ✏️🇬🇧

Her: You're so quiet. Whatcha thinking about?

Me:

We’re in the bloody final, the shirt worked. Who’s down to trade sexual favours to celebrate? 👀

Haven’t bought an England shirt for quite some time, but I don’t think you’d know it 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿