🥀 Smell The Roses

Can’t beat a lie-in.

He’s only gone and found another one..

Haven’t bought an England shirt for quite some time, but I don’t think you’d know it 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Hello again.

I would like to extend to you, an invitation to the pants party..

now hold on a goddamn minute..

you have boobs, right? I have a mouth?

let’s just put our heads together and think, because I feel like there’s something we can do with this

Testing the strength of the fabric..

Can I suggest an exercise that I think you should be doing on a daily basis? I feel it would be really beneficial for you.

Ok, so to start with you want to make sure you’re loose and limber, that’s very important.

Next, you want to stand up straight and position your feet about shoulder width apart, maybe a bit wider.

And then what you’re going to do is lower your body slowly towards your feet and squat straight down onto my tongue.

Hello again.

Take a seat.