Haven’t Bought An England Shirt For Quite Some Time, But I Don’t Think You’d Know It 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

I dunno, here’s a crappy mirror selfie

Girls that gag themselves on your dick and then smile and giggle after they come up for air? Angels

Testing the strength of the fabric..

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Would you rather give up receiving head or giving head?

You could’ve asked me which I prefer, but no, you’re making me give up one, you sadistic turkey.

This is like the would you rather burn to death or freeze to death question, either way I’m going to die. But I could never give up giving head. I love everything about it, the taste, the noises, the trembles she makes when you’re really hitting the spot, experiencing how wet I’m making her, the feeling of my hair being grabbed in her fist, when she really starts getting into it and starts fucking my face (holy shitballs I’m getting horny), grabbing her titties and simultaneously being tongue deep inside her, incorporating a few fingers and watching/hearing her soul leave her body, ok I need to stop

I guess what I’m saying is, could I give up giving head? I’d rather die.

meeeeeee

Where my fellow Brits at?? Get your arse down to your local polling station and put a little kiss next to the candidate you want and they will literally return the favour. Unfortunately I’m not running, so you’ll have to choose someone else. Make your vote count! ✏️🇬🇧

he’s a 10 but he’s loud in bed (he’s an 11)

I like this shirt, but it would look better on you..