If I Give You My Hoodie, I Legally Get To Fuck You In It.

we would make some really good porn

Suit up.

Take a seat.

do my mutuals want to go for a walk

Where my fellow Brits at?? Get your arse down to your local polling station and put a little kiss next to the candidate you want and they will literally return the favour. Unfortunately I’m not running, so you’ll have to choose someone else. Make your vote count! ✏️🇬🇧

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Would you rather give up receiving head or giving head?

You could’ve asked me which I prefer, but no, you’re making me give up one, you sadistic turkey.

This is like the would you rather burn to death or freeze to death question, either way I’m going to die. But I could never give up giving head. I love everything about it, the taste, the noises, the trembles she makes when you’re really hitting the spot, experiencing how wet I’m making her, the feeling of my hair being grabbed in her fist, when she really starts getting into it and starts fucking my face (holy shitballs I’m getting horny), grabbing her titties and simultaneously being tongue deep inside her, incorporating a few fingers and watching/hearing her soul leave her body, ok I need to stop

I guess what I’m saying is, could I give up giving head? I’d rather die.