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just me and a towel.

🌹 a flower for everyone not feeling their best today

M A G I C

If you like the look of my shoulders, you can totally rest your legs on them if you want, they’re pretty comfortable. Just saying

We’re in the bloody final, the shirt worked. Who’s down to trade sexual favours to celebrate? 👀

Haven’t bought an England shirt for quite some time, but I don’t think you’d know it 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

What can we expect from your only fans?

Where my fellow Brits at?? Get your arse down to your local polling station and put a little kiss next to the candidate you want and they will literally return the favour. Unfortunately I’m not running, so you’ll have to choose someone else. Make your vote count! ✏️🇬🇧

meeeeeee

Are you back? Or have you been here the whole time?

Your main blog has been inactive for some time

So I’ve been back for about a month now, on and off, I’d say!

Uhh yeah, about that “inactive” main blog, it’s gonna stay that way unless I can remember the email that I created to log into the account 😅

I like having a profile picture though, very much, so I’m good with this.