An-oaktree - Orion

80% of the ocean is unexplored by YOU GUYS. i've seen the whole thing

This is literally the definition of queer baiting

Yeah

i colour it...

guys im a little worried my good friend Jonathan didn’t send me an email I fear his host may have killed and/or eaten him

it’s pretty disappointing after awhile 😍

I keep becoming me over and over and over again

missed calls

villain songs are always so good cos they all use evil beats and evil instruments which all sound amazing

human: don't get too cocky, organics are stronger than you think, they are gonna eat you alive

starscream: *chuckles* I'd like to see any of you try

- one situationship later -

human: *eating out starscream's valve*

starscream: (... slag they were right- 🫣)

ok but i could definitely see this happening, specifically with g1 screamer since he's pretty cocky

i could see him getting with a human and teasing them about how small and weak his squishy little organic partner is. what are they gonna do to him? tease him to death?

twelve hours later, he's on his back crying out to primus as his human eats him out, their face in his valve. he'd be reevaluating his attitude towards humans if he wasn't begging for his human to just let him overload already.

Finally watched transformers one