It's My Birthday In Two Days. Can't Have Anything Going Wrong.

SO SOMEHOW MY YAOI SHIRT ENDED UP IN MY DAD’S LAUNDRY BASKET HELP I CAN’T BREATHE

I've been trying to assemble a playlist for my crush but they never consciously put any music on, they just live with whatever their surroundings play.

Boo, if you don't know what you like, how am I supposed to know?

Not to seem pathetic but no one has made a playlist for me

We need this to happen, everyone hurry!

god I fucking love strawberries

I stole this idea from another blog,but I cant reber the name. Every single person who reblogs this before 10 February will recieve a baby pokemon in their inbox,after this egg harches.

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

Julius caesar has been dead for 2069 slutty, slutty years

''Doesn't know what it's like to receive love''

thighs. hands. tummies. you agree. reblog.

Try Cleverbot, you won't regret it! It's hilarious to talk to him. Try to not only ask about facts, but also his preferences! 😉