I just betrayed you. Here's hint on how to deal with your enemy. I won't let anyone else even think they can take charge of my domain. But you can, and if someone says anything I'll personally put them in their place. If anyone disrespects me they die. But you can call me cunt and I'll let it slide.I care about my family. But if someone betrays me I'll accuse them before I even think of accusing you.
Honourable mention:
"After all this time it's just you and me."
"Shall we go, and witness the final act (together)?"
AlfieTommy IS the dynamic of all time. We work together. I could never trust you. You’re the only one who gets it. He’s a good friend, you’ll need to pay extra for me to backstab him. Sweetie. We shot each other. I take care of your dog. Only my wife is allowed to smoke around me (and you, always, apparently). I’ll cut you into pieces and stuff you in a barrel. Here’s a tissue for your nosebleed.
Quick sketch I did on my desk while bored.
Added a little friend for the anatomical heart from yesterday.
what real suffering looks like
What if Hanahaki Disease AU. Brian has it but covers it up so well Dexter doesn't find out until he gets close to Brian's body to undo the plastic wrap and notices the petals coming out of Brian's throat right where he slashed it.
"I'm just a collection of things, put together to look like a person,"
"People fake a lot of human interactions, but I feel like I fake them all, and I fake them very well. That's my burden, I guess.”
“Normal people are so hostile.”
"They make it look so easy. Connecting with another human being. It's like no one told them it's the hardest thing in the world."
— Dexter Morgan
no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy,moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious,gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango ever bro could cause a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still ride.
~●~●About me●~●~
My name is Elijah. I'm 20, I'm Bi, and I'm from Italy.
I speak Italian, English and can pretty much understand but not speak French and Spanish.
I have many passions and interests so this blog will be a little all over the place as time goes on.
My favourites:
Colour: Castleton Green
Movie: Venom, The Crow, The Dark Knight, The Empire Strikes Back
Show: Dexter, Supernatural
Singer: Michael Jackson, Adam Lambert
Rapper: Eminem, Dr Dre
Band/Group: Black Veil Brides
City: London
Main Passions:
Drawing (mostly redrawing already existing pieces of art to practice but occasionally I create my own)
Reading (from the classics to the most explicit fanfiction you can immagine)
Crocheting (probably won't post much about that but felt like letting y'all know)
DIY, Arts and Crafts
Fandoms I'm in:
Some of these are old hence I don't interact with them as much but, since it happened before, I might come back to them and set the obsession alight again.
P.S. They're in order from current hyperfixation to oldest one.
Dexter (Brian, Dexter)
Star Wars (Anakin, Luke)
One Piece (Ace, Law, Corazon)
See (Tamacti)
Supernatural (Sam)
The Vampire Diaries (Elijah, Klaus)
Peaky Blinders (Alfie)
Lucifer
Forever (2014)
Sherlock
Gotham (Jerome)
Shameless
MCU (Bucky, Logan, Wade)
DCEU
Info you may wanna know:
If you wanna RP I'd be very happy to do so with you, ask and I'll let you know. (Especially for fandoms I haven't interacted with in a while or simply if I'm not in the right headspace) Next to the shows are the names of the characters I'm comfortable roleplaying. If there aren't any it means I don't want to roleplay and/or don't feel comfortable trying to portray any character from that show.
I may randomly (like once a year) try to write something if my hyperfixation takes over.
Disclaimers and warnings:
This is meant to be a safe space for all people.
I am aware of the political issues currently ongoing in the world right now but this blog is not about politics so don't expect that. I won't reblog anything political related. I'm not about to take sides on that, and I don't feel comfortable being asked about it.
I do not condone any behaviour I enjoy reading about in real life.
I won't tolerate any hate or discrimination towards real people nor what ships they like in their fandom. If you're here to hate, don't bother.
I can and will ship problematic, incestuous, toxic, and/or illogical ships because they're fictional characters and they shall remain so. If you have a problem with that, please block me rather than leaving comments and all.
This blog is mainly focused on Brian and Dexter with some random author/writer miscellaneous in it. For spn, specifically wincest, I have another sideblog.
I'm not posting much, and I probably wont be for a while cause I'm deep into writing a fic.
Seriously, I was sure I wasnt gonna write much, but once I got into it wrote almost 3k words in a single chapter...
I don't know how it happened and I need to ask a question: if it makes sense in the story (there's a logical reason to the 3k words I have written and the many more to come), but the focus of the story should be a couple getting together, will you, reader, read through the daily life of the main character before they get together with their loved one?
P.S. Answers to this ain't going to change what I wrote, I'm perfectly satisfied with it, and as soon as I have my ao3 account, I'm going to publish it all. Though I sincerely want to know if people actually read through long stories or simply skip to the parts that interest them. Cause I had a friend back in high school who would do just that (actually only reading the dialogue parts) with all the books they read, and it made me mad.
Especially now as the author, everything that I'm writing I'm putting my soul into. I'm actively researching street names and housing arrangements for the university my character studied at in 1994. I know people aren't exactly going to fact-check my story, I wouldn't as a reader, but it would be bad if someone just skipped through all these parts.
tl;dr: would you be willing to read a story, from a 1st person perspective, of a character going through their life, or would you just skip through to the parts where them and their significant other get together?
"Intelligence is a very valuable thing, innit? But usually it comes far too fucking late." Alfie Somolons - Peaky Blinders
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