Poppy Avenue’s Most Violent Neighbor, Dr. Stanford Pines

When I tell you I GIGGLED reading this

Ford both cherishes and despises the fact that Stan knows him so well, seeing as how it can easily be used against him. He just CANNOT stand that puppet or his voice and it's absolutely hilarious.

Even more so when considering that he's a well respected researcher at this point in the AU, yet will go out of his way to show his contempt for a puppet from a kids show.

Have I mentioned how much I adore this AU aghskjskdkj (also once again, the alts include the dialogue in them!)

Stan doing the Dr Pine voice to knowingly piss Ford off sometimes is now my new favorite thing

Alts include the dialogue, if you can't read my (frankly terrible) handwriting!

Also don't mind me switching artstyles every other image whoops

I honestly don't remember the exact origin of mine, but it was probably connected to one of my previous usernames. When making my (now dead) chess.com account many years back, I must've been hungry at that moment because I ever so creatively named it "I want a sandwich." Then some point later in the timeline, I used that as my display name on discord but couldn't for the life of me figure out an @ (I believe "I want a sandwich" was already taken).

And for whatever reason, I decided I wanted the word "anarchy" and the theme of sandwiches in there somewhere, "sandwich" itself didn't sound sufficiently funny, therefore "sammich," and the rest was history lol. Basically been using the same user for everything from that point on. Oh and I added on an extra h later because free will is not real.

open tags!! everybody share your name lore!

Hey! Tag Game!

I'm gonna try to start one of these lmao

Reblog with the story behind your username

In Breath of the Wild, Urbosa calls Zelda her little bird, I modified it and stole it basically. sometimes I am also Birb because it's just funny

@itsa-thing @i-love-zelda-16 @fithesworddweller @alientheoristemmy @lizzable @astoria-nyx-moon @amayis-bigtower @loaboo @preposterousray @stargazin-on-mars @rav3nz3r0 @crims0nr0s3 @clowncore09 anybody else that feels like sharing ig

Okay, now, just a little to the left there Mabel, perfect.

You cannot tell me Ford didn’t at some point teach Mabel to shoot that crossbow I mean cmon

I imagine they’re shooting at cans and/or Gnomes. Take your pick

what about the early worm? what does it get? eaten?

Stanford Pines should challenge Dr. Pine to a rap battle

Alright. I have something like 200 followers and this Science Time with Dr Pine AU is blowing the hell up. That means, statistically, some of you guys have to be good at coming up with rap verses. I need to go to bed, but when I wake up I am expecting at least a COUPLE rap verses between these two, on my desk. Cmon you guys, I know someone out there has been waiting for this opportunity.

I love this au so much solely because of how Ford treats Dr. Pines as this separate entity from Stan. It's enrichment for him

AAGAHAGAHBDSK HOW DID I NOT SEE THS UNTIL NOW OHMIGOFH THIS IS INCREDIBLE!!!!!

ACTUALLY. LOSING IT RN. YOUR IMPRESSION OF THE STANS IS FANTASTIC AND THE FLOW MATCHES THEM SO WRLL GDSUSKSHSK

DR PINE'S VOICE TOO AAAHSH ITS SO PERFECT I CANT EVN FORM WORDS RIGJT NOW IM STILL LAUGHING AT JUDT HOW M A D FORD SOUNDS I ITS AMAZING

ABD THE DIALOUGE AT THE BEGINNIGN OUFH THIS IS ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS I LOVE THIS SO MUCH!!!!

I just imagine stan. under a table. listening to Ford. and trying to hold in his laugher while simultaneously coming up with insults to absolutely destroy his brother. with a puppet.

Okay so I've never created a beat for anything befroe but now is sure a great time to try heh... give me a minute (and by minute I mean a few days) and I'll put everything together (somehow)...

two uploads? in two days? outrageous!

@aroace-get-out-of-my-face @babyblankyerror @anarchysammichh

another dr pines voiceover, this time for the rap battle. the flow isn’t as good as i wish it could be, but they’re old men. totally not my inability to rap. again srry for adding extra stan dialogue but it felt wrong to just spring off with no intro. also for the dr pine voice i tried to do it how it was described (stan doing a poor impression of ford), but idk if that’s what you envisioned. lastly, full permission to use this (and find a beat since i couldn’t) . enjoy!

mullet stan because I can't get him out of my head

also had some alternative lightings for the the top left one

i dont think about ford at all and i domt have any feelings on anything thats ever happened ever to him or anyone in his life

I've never really been into AUs for anything before, but Science Time with Dr Pine HAS MY HEART, I just NEEDED to draw some of these.

Will definitely be sketching more of your amazing posts, @aroace-get-out-of-my-face (hope you don't mind the tag!) I loved reading them so much oughh

Oh and the first two drawings are based off of number 6 from this post and the third one is from this!