me after opening tumblr to those spam porn bots posts when all i wanted to do was read a silly ass fanfic:
more könig x plus size reader fics where reader finally feels small pls
May The Fourth Be With You... 🖤
late s6 criminal minds is rough bc there’s no JJ OR Emily. so i’m just sitting there like this waiting for them to return:
The real barbie is Y/n.
Y/n’s a doctor, a cop, a scientist, an agent, vet, hero, villain, astronaut, lawyer, spy, criminal, artist, chef, engineer, psychologist, architect, journalist, firefighter, event planner, mechanic, photographer, musician, actor, interior designer, bartender, fashion designer, barista, florist, forensic scientist, flight attendant, profiler, tour guide, translator, etc.
Allison: We should have left you in the basement
Me:
i am nearly 20 and every time i see a pic of joseph i start giggling and kicking my feet like a 12 year old this is getting embarrassing😭😭 like that new pic of him with those fans?? excuse me sir? i’m dead - 🕊
no honestly same bestie!!! every time I see a picture of him I start blushing and get all giddy and like clutch my phone to my chest bc asdfghjkl he’s just so fucking cute I genuinely can’t handle it
like this is literally me every single time I see a picture of Joseph Quinn
- hope
“Not all men”
You’re totally right….Robert ‘Bob’ Floyd would never.