Best Thing I’ve Seen In Some Time

more könig x plus size reader fics where reader finally feels small pls

family: “why are you just sitting in ur room smiling at ur phone?”

me who’s been reading smut about fictional characters for the past 6 hours:

Y/N: How stupid do you think I am?!

Daryl: Ya really want a honest answer to that?

Y/N, scowling: You make my head hurt.

Daryl: Nah, ain’t me. S’your brain tryin’ to understand how stupid ya are.

Y/N: …

Y/N: Okay, even I have to admit that was clever.

Daryl: Course it was. I ain’t the stupid one.

Carol, listening from a few feet away with Rosita: I can’t believe he’s actually flirting! He’s come a long way!

Rosita: That was flirting?!

Dafuc

When you're reading a fanfic and suddenly the reader has a name

Rolf Ohst (German, b. 1952)

Amnesia, 2016

Oil on canvas