This Is Quite Literally On-par With A Royal Baby Announcement

Five: Okay, truth or dare?

Y/n: Truth

Five: How many hours have you slept this week?

Y/n:

Y/n: ...Dare

Five: Go to bed.

Y/n: I don’t like this game.

Im sorry this TOOK ME OUT

Ngl if i saw a walker with some nice ass clothes I’m definitely gonna steal like BYE IDC 😭✋🏼✋🏼

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Y/N: How stupid do you think I am?!

Daryl: Ya really want a honest answer to that?

Y/N, scowling: You make my head hurt.

Daryl: Nah, ain’t me. S’your brain tryin’ to understand how stupid ya are.

Y/N: …

Y/N: Okay, even I have to admit that was clever.

Daryl: Course it was. I ain’t the stupid one.

Carol, listening from a few feet away with Rosita: I can’t believe he’s actually flirting! He’s come a long way!

Rosita: That was flirting?!

Me: *visiting my parents*

my mom: *questioning why I keep sleeping in*

Me at 4am: *on Tumblr, posting fanfiction*

"Gee... I have no idea why that's happening..."

“english isn’t my first langua—“ say no more.

Wow. There’s now 60 of you bitches now, thank you!!