rip henry winter you wouldve hated percy jackson
Sirius: Bro- Remus: No, no, hold up, rewind. Remus: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??
next thing you'll know you have 4 cigarrettes in ur mouth πΏ
Henry is honestly the most normal person who experiences migraines tbh
andie I ate ur family btw
im gonna draw better i promise
i can speak cat, i went to animal communication school..
meow.
purr.
hiss.
he's intimidated!
you see that intimidation in his eyes?
a cherry blossom petal fell on my nose and i let out the most gut-wrenching sneeze of my life.
*beckons for you to follow me*
Remus: Iβm proud to identify as morosexual. Iβm attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Someone asked me what the Spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now I dream of kissing them under the moonlight.
Sirius: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther?
Remus, already taking off their clothes: God, Sirius, youβre so fucking stupid.
dedicated to @urmumsfan
u a moron
How can we go back to being friends?When we just shared a bed?How can you look at me and pretendI'm someone you've never met?
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