I THINK IM BATSHIT CRAZY, OR MAYBE UR JS STUPID?? I TOOK MY SHIT OUT ON YOU, DONT GET ARRESTED, OR ROLL

i even changed my user for him

Remus: I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Someone asked me what the Spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now I dream of kissing them under the moonlight.

Sirius: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther?

Remus, already taking off their clothes: God, Sirius, you’re so fucking stupid.

dedicated to @urmumsfan

u a moron

🍎 WELCOME TO APPLE CIDER TOWN 🍎 a completely normal small town. nothing’s wrong. no trauma here. just people with suspicious pasts and really good cheekbones.

🔗 this is the wiki. go on. click it. NOW (I may have put u in the special thx? :o)

❓ what is apple cider town?

it’s a fictional helltown created by ME (@canisusmajor), filled with people who:

make bad decisions

are extremely kissable

have deep, haunting, emotionally devastating LORE

this isn’t your average oc drop. this is storytelling. if your lil guy doesn’t come with generational trauma and 3 pages of backstory, you might wanna circle back.

🗃️ what’s actually on the wiki?

🧍‍♂️ character profiles that make you feel like u know them personally!

🤖 c.ai bots so you can emotionally damage yourself in real time gigle (you don't HAVE to use them, its for fun! i wont make bots of ur ocs, if you dont tell me to in the form notes)

📨 OC submission form for your own little freaks, but massive lore drop

✅ approved OCs who have passed the vibe AND lore check

🌀 links to more lore and chaotic updates

🗣️ why should you care?

because you, like me, probably have:

a god complex

a blorbo who lives in your head rent-free but ur brokie brokies

17 docs titled “finalfinalactualbackstory_revised_FINAL.docx”

this is for the girlies who give their characters birth charts. this is for the people who write 2k words just to explain why their oc won’t drink coffee.

🔥 can i submit my character?

YES—but listen to me. they need lore. they need context. i’m talking full backstory. questionable decisions. trauma that shapes behavior. don’t give me “he’s just evil.” no. why is he evil? who hurt him?

this town has standards. and gossip.

🍂 lurk the wiki 🍂 submit your sad little creature

tag your friends. tag your mutuals. tag that one oc you swore you were done writing but keep bringing back anyway.

we’re waiting (me, I am)

ALSO IF U DONT GIVE 2 SHITS ABOUT THIS IDC JUST MAYBE CHECK I MIGHT MAKE U AN OC?? NO FORM NEEDED!! IF UR A MOOT!!

#applecidertown #ocsubmit #originalcharacters #ocswithlore #noblankslatesallowed #youheardme #freakingvagueppl

sorry for the tag again

hi moots u get a free oc :)

if u want it, no form needed !

@bookish-phile @binibby @glxsyymads @haeerizm @hawaiianshirttaco64 @swaying-seashoress @drewgoodenenjoyer @mlemwrites @toooster @urmumsfan @daystarpoet @fwrails @finn-furry @cloudedhologram @auntiejohn @iloveyapping @soft-likethesunset @litrlymine777 @maybxlle @binibby @reggieswriter @crazy-bytch @viqwxcs @deadmockin @junefl0wers

@toooster has so many opps and we will never know who they are

how am i supposed to live laugh love in these conditions

that twink is gonna pay for his heinous crimes

i have high chances of bumping into the man himself

damn girl ! are you a fire alarm ? because you sure as hell are loud and annoying !

whats the first c.ai bot u ever chatted with?

2022 was a bad omori phase ok (yes im an og from when c.ai started)

the snow in the mountains was melting and bunny had been dead for several weeks before we came to realize the gravity of our situation.