ew it's marinette π£
andie I ate ur family btw
Remus: Iβm proud to identify as morosexual. Iβm attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Someone asked me what the Spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now I dream of kissing them under the moonlight.
Sirius: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther?
Remus, already taking off their clothes: God, Sirius, youβre so fucking stupid.
dedicated to @urmumsfan
u a moron
a cherry blossom petal fell on my nose and i let out the most gut-wrenching sneeze of my life.
ughh I want to be closer w u so baddd
i fear im just nonchalant and mysterious like that
@cloudedhologram @finn-furry @drewgoodenenjoyer
charley core :(
allergies are so fucking embarrassing. tf am i supposed to say up there when i die ? my throat closed up cuz i smelled a fucking dandelion from a mile away ?
How can we go back to being friends?When we just shared a bed?How can you look at me and pretendI'm someone you've never met?
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