He Sounds So Zesty 🙄

“My main impression of Eric was driving down Elmhurst and seeing him in the window of his study every night, every time we drove by, on the computer. The Harris’s study is in the front of the house, and every time I went by, he was there. It was uncanny.” - Randy Brown

God forbid a man have hobbies. I just know he was fuming when he got grounded from the computer.

peak

happy 4/20 and easter sunday guys

aw man 💔🥀

where are my schizophrenic delusions when I need them huh

made a carrd

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:P

They tried to paint Columbine as the perfect school in the ‘99 yearbook but Zach didn’t give a fuck lmfao

YAY

hi i’m back who missed me

IM CRYING?????

OMFG DYLANN WOOF IS AN ACTUAL THING

this is funny

i used to say i was lanzamaxxing when i was starving myself but now i fear that may not be a good idea

Ericmaxxing: Pulling as little women as possible

Dylanmaxxing: watching as much foot porn as possible

Artyommaxxing: blaming your friend for everything as much as possible

Nikitamaxxing: not showering for as long as possible

Elliotmaxxing: Hating couples as much as possible

Dylannmaxxing: Hating black people as much as possible

Adammaxxing: Liking kids as much as possible

Nikolasmaxxing: lactating as much as possible

Andrewmaxxing: worshipping ember as much as possible