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robin the frog i love you. gobo fraggle i love you. emmet otter i love you. camilla the chicken i love you. snuffleupagus i love you. marjory the trash heap i love you. uncle deadly i love you. & jerry nelson, i really love you.

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THANK YOU I NEEDED THIS INFORMATION

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We have a very subtle message for you... TODAY IS THE LAST DAY YOU CAN GET YOURSELF A MYSTERY TWIN MYSTERY BAG!

Have you always wanted to get a sticker of Waddles wearing a watermelon, a charm of Shanklin, a poster of Love Patrol Alpha, sticker sheets of henchmaniacs or Gravity Falls cyptids, a keychain of Bill Cipher eating the world or of the Pines Family adventuring in DDAMD, or a standee of Giffany, and SO MUCH MORE? Then this is YOUR FINAL OPPORTUNITY! Our shop closes tonight (1/18) at 11:59 PM PST.

Shop | Kofi All proceeds go to the Sameer Project

Image Description:

The scene of Dipper and Stan talking about Robbie's CD in the episode "Boyz Crazy." Stan holds a can of Pitt Cola and says, "You see Dipper, music has subliminal mind control in it all the time. If you listen closely, even the music I play in the gift shop has subtle hidden messages."

The scene changes to two people looking at stuff in the Mystery Shack gift shop, then over the loud speaker is a poorly cut edit of Stan yelling "BUY MYSTERY TWIN MYSTERY BAG! BUY MYSTERY TWIN MYSTERY BAG!" The customers now in distress.

The scene fades to show a still image of a graphic made to look like a page from Journal 3 with aged paper, coffee stains, ink splatters, and symbol. It reads "Store closes TODAY!!!" And in the corner reads, "Closes at 11:59 PM PST"

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MUPPETS FROM SPACE (1999)

HELP KRISTEN SCHAAL LIKED MY DRAWING ON TWITTER

maybe that horrible website is good for something after all

Some silly drawings I did during last night's charity stream!

RAAA STRECH GOAL STICKERS

STRETCH GOAL UPDATE #1

As always, Stan is getting himself in trouble again with the Mystery Bag and now Ford has gotta clean up the mess!Thank you all for the immense amount of support for the project; we have unlocked our first Stretch Goal! These holograph stickers designed by Kvdratas3, @cherryviolets, and Andyiguess505 will be entering the mystery pool for your own mystery bags! Keep an eye out for what future stretches will be unlocked.

Shop | Kofi All proceeds go to aid for Gaza. Preorders close January 15th!

How Do Stretch Goals work in a “Mystery” Bag? Stretch goals add items to the Mystery Bag item pool!

In the case of stretch goal pins, charms, or stickers, reaching this goal means the ones in your bag might be upgraded to a specialty charm/pin or a holo sticker!

In the case of other stretch goals, like notebooks and fake tattoos, these will be added to all boxes above a designated tier!

The only bag tier where you are guaranteed to get all items, including stretch goal items, is Tier 5!

Stan & Ford Chibi Art by @starryemeralds

Image Description: an animated video with various graphics while the Gravity Falls Theme song plays.

Image 1: The background is a painted background of the forest in Gravity Falls. In light yellow words is, "OH NO!" that bounces.

Image 2: Same background, the message now reading: "Stan spilled the Mystery Bag and is running off!"

Image 3: Same background, the message continuing: "Help Ford pick up what's been dropped and get the bag!

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Image 4: In front of the same background now has a trail, labeled "STRETCH GOAL CHASE!" On on end is a chili angry Ford; at the other end is Stan running with the Mystery Bag -- a navy blue pouch with Dipper and Mabel's zodiac symbols in the Palestinian flag colors. Spread out across the trail are various silhouetted items with a yellow question mark over them. Ford runs to the first one, which then enlarges to the center of the screen.

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Image 5: A graphic designed to look like a page from Journal 3 with coffee stains, ink splatters, and symbols. On a taped slip of paper in the top right corner reads: "100 ORDERS HOLO STICKERS 3 INCHES!" Below are 5 sticker designs. The first is of Dipper in front of a disco ball and holding a microphone that he sings into. The words, "Disco Girl" below him. The second is of Baby Bill with stars surrounding him. The third is of the infinity-sided deice. The fourth is of the unicorn, Celestabellebethabelle, and her hair blowing in the wind. The is fifth is of the crack between dimensions showing the nightmare realm, silhouettes of Bill's friends are on the other side.

Image 6: Same Journal 3 graphic. The title in the corner is, "Next Stretch Goal" Below is a fake tattoo with a star having two arms held out, the words, "Hey now I'm an All Star!" surround it. Below the image reads, "Fake tattoos. Unlocked at 125 orders"

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Image 7: The forest background returns, now with the "How Do Stretch Goals Work in a “Mystery” Bag?" message from above.

always happy to blind a man with my artwork 💕

✨MERCH REVEAL✨

This is andyiguess505’s guide to colorful vinyl stickers and they could be yours if you purchase a Mystery Twins Mystery Bag. Preorders open TOMORROW, DECEMBER 1ST!

All proceeds go to aid for Gaza.

Stan Art by Anna-kitsune3 Poster Art by CBMagus49 Background Art by starryemeralds

Check more in our carrd through the link in the bio for more info on our project raising aid funds for Gaza.

Image Description: A video graphic created to resemble the gift shop in the Mystery Shack. On the desk lies the Mystery Bag, a navy blue pouch with Mabel's shooting star and Dipper's pine tree in the colors of Palestine's flag. Coming out of it are three vinyl stickers by andyiguess505. The first is of the infinite triangle illusion with a silhouette of Bill Cipher in the middle. The section is go the claymation star that Mabel crafts in 'Little Gift Shop of Horror.' The last is of the rift in the shape of Bill Cipher. Below is a PNG of Stan with eyes wife, a speech bubble saying: "There are so many colors here -- It reminds me of that time Mabel almost blinded me."

the key to understanding kermit is that line from the original muppet series where lesley anne warren is like "i thought you were the only person here who wasn't crazy" and kermits like "me not crazy? i hired the others" that guy loves chaos. he loves crazy shit, and he loves being the guy who has to handle the crazy shit. he deliberately creates these circumstances! he puts himself in these positions! and then he's like "i cant believe youre making me do this." anyway that frog is more human than any of us