!!TW BLOOD!!

this came to me in a dream

I bet he has pronouns

The Onion

Increasingly Powerful Trans Person Capable Of Using Every Single Bathroom At Once

EVERYWHERE—As the influence of the nation’s transgender individuals continues to encroach on the freedoms of the U.S. populace, sources conf

“Tori has become so trans that she can enter every single bathroom in the continental United States simultaneously, and there’s absolutely nothing anyone can do to stop her,” said Cincinnati city officials in a statement echoed by officials in thousands of other towns and cities across the nation, where every single stall in both public and private bathrooms is being currently occupied under the formidable capacities of the single trans individual.

i love fiddauthor soooo much i put so much love and work into this HOORAY

FAVORITE part of any muppet related blooper is the fact I still haven't seen one where the puppeteer fully breaks character. like, they'll laugh along and crack jokes at their own expense or jab at whoever messed up the line but its always in the characters voice. 9/10 theyre referring to others and themselves by the name of their characters. truly to play a muppet is to have that character ingrained in your soul

The best thing about old doctor whos is they are all just random uncles that the press drags out of retirement so they can give iconic takes like this

hey guys what if i told you i've drawn fiddleford mcgucket roughly 320 times in the last 4 months

THE SILLY

wake up babe, isabelle decided to make another one of these