I HATE THEM UGHGHGHG

Thoughts about the Doctor Who Christmas special:

This episode was SO FUN. It was sweet, funny, but above all, this shit was GOOFY. I think doctor who is at its best when it doesn't take itself too seriously. This episode had goblins in a big pirate ship and the Doctor doing a musical number. It was so silly and I loved it. The Doctor is finally allowed to have fun and serve cunt, as God intended. Ncuti is so cool and is already becoming my new favorite doctor. Ruby is super cute and spunky. I can't wait to see more of both of them.

#FRIENDSHIP GOALS

my muse and I

I literally adore fourteen like you don't even understand that's my girlie pop

how to make movies good again:

put some fucking puppets in that thang!!!

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I follow a lot of Muppet fan accounts on Twitter (surprise, surprise), and someone started a conversation about which puppeteer would win in a fight; Jim Henson (Kermit, Dr. Teeth), Frank Oz (Miss Piggy, Grover), or Jerry Nelson (The Count, Kermit’s nephew Robin).

Being fans, everyone immediately took it wayyyyy too serious, saying stuff like “Jim was a pacifist, he could never win” or “Jerry was in the military so he’d have combat training.”

Someone unironically said “I think Frank’s got that dog in him,” and I haven’t been able to stop thinking about that.

Some suggestions:

Ford & Stan = Statler & Waldorf

Ford & Fiddleford = Bunsen & Beaker

Stan = Fozzie Bear or Pepe

Soos = Bobo the Bear

Mabel = Zoe (sesame street)

Dipper = Scooter or Walter

Wendy = Rizzo

idk that's all I can think of rn

This was supposed to be a joke but I can't stop drawing themm!! I kinda want to make more Gravity Falls x Muppets drawings, but I don't think I know enough about Muppets to assign them 😔

After watching the Chris Chibnall era of Doctor Who, after going through so many fine but kind of boring episodes of TV, the Star Beast FUCKING MIRACULOUS!! I genuinely haven't had this much fun watching Doctor Who in years!! The Meep is so fun, Donna and the Doctor still have such wonderful chemistry, Rose is such a wonderful trans character who I really connected with, and there's this perfect blend of funny and emotional moments that is classic Doctor Who. Thank God Russell T Davis is back. I can't wait to see more.

Stan won’t love the mystery bags as much as you will love them!

Mabel recorded this video for “marketing” purposes, whatever that might mean..

Remember, MTMB Pre-orders open December 1st!

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Miss Piggy's response to misogyny and fatphobia is physical violence and I think we should all take something from that