This is seriously the funniest thing I've read in a very long time. Stories like these makes you rethink your desire to be an editor.
I’ll never not be amused by the fact that I can drop the words “crucifix nail nipples” into a conversation and some of you who have been with me since the livejournal days will join me in the flashbacks, screaming and crying all the way.
*finds angsty fic*
*whines every 5 minutes*
*screams intensely*
*leaps out of window whilst holding laptop*
*rolls in blood and tears*
*dies*
that was really good i’m gonna read it again
Just once, when the Master is revealed to be The Master, I don’t want the Doctor to be all horrified and taken aback and be all like ‘oh my gosh it can’t be’.
I just want an exasperated eye roll and a ‘fuck’s sake, you again, huh?’
I loved Jodie's send-off as the Doctor. The writing has definitely been rocky the past three seasons but as dear old Nine put it, she was absolutely fantastic.
Thank you, Jodie, for bringing us such a beautiful, fun, and brilliant Doctor.
You’ve got your faith. You’ve got your songs and your hymns. And I’ve got the Doctor.
'A sickness known as hate. Not a virus, not a germ-- but a sickness nonetheless, highly contagious, deadly in its affects. Don't look for it in the Twilight Zone-- look for it in the mirror. Look for it before the light goes out altogether.'
hey so protip if you have abusive parents and need to get around the house as quietly as possible, stay close to furniture and other heavy stuff because the floor is settled there and it’s less likely to creak