Just A Handy Guide To Good Omens 101 😇😈 (x)

Daisuke’s canon voice….dont talk to me…

Am i the only one who thinks this hairstyle is everything? He just looks so amazing and so SOO gay… 2008 Crowley is mY GENDER ENVY😭

fun fact about me is that i don’t actually want bottom surgery because i love being a faggot with a tdick and a cunt

need some nasty gay sex but we're also both pathetic dogs

oh if i speak. if i say what’s truly on my mind…

10th Doctor Fluffy Alphabet

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A = Attractive. What do they find attractive about the other?

10 would love your hair. He wouldn’t be able to stop himself from running his long slender fingers through your locks. He can’t help but take a sharp intake of breath whenever he’ll catch a beam of light hit your hair, illuminating individual strands.

You love his warm brown eyes. Looking right into them will make you feel a warm tingle spread around every inch of your body. With a single look, he can make you calm down no matter how stressed you might be.

B = Baby. Do they want a family? Why/Why not?

10 can’t help his mind from straying to thoughts of one day having a family with you. The thought can always bring a smile to his lips before a shot of fear starts to creep into his mind. He’d be scared of something happening to you or his future child and would try to push the thought out of his mind. If he ever found out you were pregnant, however, he would do whatever he could to ensure the safety of his new little family.

C = Cuddle. How do they cuddle?

10 will lean against the control panel of the Tardis while he wraps his arms around you and pulls you close. You’ll have your arms around his waist and your head resting on his chest. His nose and face will nestle into your hair, breathing in the scent it gives off.

D = Dates. What are dates with them like?

Dates with him are the most romantic. He has the entire universe at his fingertips and is not afraid to show it off. He’ll spend an entire week coming up with things to do and never fails to deliver on the most romantic and loving dates ever.

E = Everything. You are my ____ (e.g. my life, my world…)

“You are my everything, (y/n)” 

 F= Feelings. When did they know they were falling in love?

It happened in an instant. One second you were his best friend and the next, you were the love of his very long, long life. He couldn’t stop his hearts from furiously beating as he watched you spin around in the rain, letting the little drops settle on your smiling face. From then on he couldn’t lay his eyes on you without thoughts of love and tenderness running through his face.

G = Gentle. Are they gentle? If so, how?

10 is so, so gentle and loving. His touches are so soft and he can’t stop himself from pulling you near and placing gentle kisses on your forehead. Not only that but his fingers are so delicate in your hands. 

H = Holding Hands. How do they like to hold hands?

10 will grab your hand in the most random of moments. He likes to know that your near when you’re walking through a crowded street and will grab your hand to keep you close. You can always be sure that his hand will be in yours whenever you’re on the run from something dangerous.

I = Impression. First impression/s?

His first impression of you was quite cute, actually. He thought you had the cutest smile and couldn’t help himself from smirking when you raised your eyebrows at him. He instantly knew that you were someone he wanted to have around for quite a long time yet. 

Your first impression of him was that he was quite smug. You couldn’t help but raise your eyebrows at everything that he said but you knew you were intrigued by him immediately. 

J = Joker. Are they into pulling pranks?

10 will pull jokes all the time. He’ll put things he knows you’ll need/want just out of your reach. A giant smirk will spread across his face as he’ll hear your stomping footsteps making their way towards wherever he is sitting, your angry shouting and cursing echoing throughout the TARDIS.

K = Kiss. How do they kiss?

10’s kisses are usually soft and gentle, not a moment of them are not tender. His fingers will rest on the nape of your neck. He takes his time to show you just how much he loves you with every single kiss. When they do get heated, his hands will run through your hair and down your back. His kisses will then move down your neck, trailing your body. He just wouldn’t be able to keep his hands off of you, passion flaming through him and into you. 

L = Love. Who says ‘I love you’ first?

10 would be the one to say ‘I love you’ first. He would accidentally blurt it out one day when his emotions got the better of him. He’d awkwardly try to cover it up but wouldn’t be able to get it out before you wrapped your arms around him, kissing him full on the lips.

M = Memory. What’s their favourite memory together?

10’s favourite memory of you is what you were doing as he realised he was in love with you. You were just dancing and spinning around in the rain, the widest smile he had ever seen spread across your face. You looked so innocent and astonishingly beautiful in that moment that the feelings just hit him over the head. In one second flat, you were everything to him. 

N = Nickel. Do they spoil? Do they buy the person they love everything?

10 won’t spoil you with money but instead memories. Every little thing that you do together is so special in your eyes, and you know you will just treasure it forever. He knows that you are not one for material things and that time and memories are more important to you so he will go out of his way to make them as special and exciting as he can. 

O = Orange. What colour reminds them of their other half?

10 can’t help but be reminded of the colour blue when he thinks of you. You are able to calm him down and a calming blue suits this quality of yours. 

When you think of 10 you can’t help but be reminded of a warm, earthy brown – the same colour as his eyes. 

P = Pet names. What pet names do they use?

10 will call you Love or Darling.

You will call him Hun or Honey.

Q = Quaint. What is their favourite non-modern thing?

10’s favourite non-modern thing is old architecture. He’ll often take you back in time just to look at beautiful old buildings in their heyday. He can’t help himself from pointing out little facts about every place you visit.

R = Rainy Day

Rainy days can’t restrict you or the Doctor. When your not out in the universe, however, you’ll settle down in the TARDIS library with a couple books and just cuddle up and read. Your head will be resting on his chest as you flick through your book, the sound of his beating hearts relaxing you completely.

S = Sad. How do they cheer themselves/others up?

10 knows that if he is ever upset and sad, he can go straight to you to cheer him up. If things are really bad, however, he’ll try to push you away. He doesn’t want all the burden and weight that he carries affecting you in any way. You’re too good for all of it and he thinks that he could never deserve you. You’ll instantly know what is up with him though, and will find a little way for him to open up to you as you have your arms wrapped tightly around him.

T = Talking. What do they like to talk about?

10 can talk about anything and everything but he does like to talk about science and history a lot. He can’t help telling you about all the little things he is interested in and teaching you new things. He’ll be rambling on for hours before he notices and will blush and stop after realizing what he has done. You’ll just smile before telling him to continue on with what he was saying.

U = Unencumbered. What helps them relax?

Your arms around him are one of the most relaxing things in the world and can instantly slow his quickly beating hearts. It’s so easy for him to fall asleep when your arms are wrapped around him. When you notice that he has drifted off, you’ll place a quick kiss on the tip of his nose and try to drift off yourself.

V = Vaunt. What do they like to show off? What are they proud of?

10 likes to show off just how smart he is. He also likes to show off the fact that he can go anywhere in the universe that he likes and will take you anywhere and everywhere to prove it. 

W = Wedding. When, how, where do they propose? 

10 would love to get married to you. He’d never mean to propose to on purpose, it would all happen in the moment. You’ll be laying in bed, facing each other and looking into each other’s eyes when he just blurted the words out. The question took you completely by surprise and you couldn’t stop mumbling ‘yes’ before he cut you off by kissing you full on the mouth. 

X = Xylophone. What’s their song?

Yellow by Coldplay

Y = You. You are the ___ to my ___ (e.g. the cookies to my milk, the macaroni to my cheese)

“You are the moon to my stars.”

Z = Zebra. If they wanted a pet, what would they get?

A ginger cat. If he can’t have ginger hair, he’ll get a cat that does. He’d love it so, so much and you wouldn’t be able to stop yourself from saying ‘awww’ every time you find him asleep with the cat on his lap.

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~~Tess~~

One month ago, a random thought hit me. My guitar teacher’s gf was expecting and i knew somehow it was gonna be a girl. She was born yesterday. Now my dumbass thinks i have psychic powers

what if I was hard in my briefs and you were hard in your briefs and you straddled my waist and moaned while you rubbed them together

the way I need to be woken up with soft kisses and mumbled "goodmorning" still not fully awake until those kisses trail down, down, down and eventually I'm definitely awake but whining snd gasping and trying to move closer and farther from their fuckin mouth havin an early breakfast </3

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