My Dads And Sons

Hispanic specific subset fandom have you heard this already?

Headcanon: Because Roy wears so many high collared clothing and his neck is almost always covered, when he shows at least a bit of skin there, Ed feels whatever the Victorian men felt at the sight of an exposed ankle and immediately goes in it. Which leads to Roy wearing high collared clothing more often. Which makes Ed even more turned on. Perpetuum Mobile.

IM OBSESSED

So can we say that they are dating or not? 🤔

so, um, i gotta say i originally wasn’t sure if we’re meant to think brainiac 5 totally has a crush on superman, but the first episode of season two of this show literally opens with:

it’s been a year or so since they last saw each other. brainy has constructed a virtual reality simulation where he and superman are fighting a bunch of evil robots and he THROWS HIMSELF IN FRONT OF A BEAM MEANT FOR SUPERMAN, SACRIFICING HIS LIFE and is TENDERLY CRADLED IN THE ARMS OF SUPERMAN WHO HOLDS HIS HAND AND CRIES

like, this is what you’re doing in your free time, is playing out elaborate holodeck scenarios where on your deathbed your friend tearfully tells you that (verbatim) “YOU’RE A TRUE HERO”???? Holy Shit My Dude

also, when the simulation is over he takes a moment to look at his hand (where they were holding hands) in a satisfied sort of way before he leaves the room, and when he steps out the rest of the legion make fun of him and are like “did you have a good time in your battle simulation, or did you and superman just go out to the movies this time”

based on perry being possessive: do u think he'd be excited if doof was possessive over HIM?

Perry knows that he is. He IS happy about it. There's some proof of this;

1. In Nerds of a Feather, their b-plot centres around a TV show Heinz made up he named "Doof n Pus." Executive Jeff McGarland suggests giving the platypus a girlfriend. Heinz blew his TOP. ("Oh you suddenly know my characters more than me?!")

When the camera pans back to Perry, Perry's glaring at Jeff, smirking.

2. In Come Home Perry, Heinz found out that he's been demoted to Minor Threat, (already very upsetting) and that Perry's been relocated to the Quad State Area to fight the Regurgitator. I'm pretty sure Heinz then confronts the Regurgitator about Perry being HIS nemesis, but he chickens out of scolding the man to his face. He DOES put an escape button in Perry's trap though.

This episode establishes Perry's trust in Heinz.

3. Ok this is vague. But there's a book out there written from Heinz's perspective with a title I can't remember (paging @pnfc 's merch knowledge with this) where a feature includes doing a little quiz to find out which OWCA agent you're most compatible with. (Book is absolutely chock full of Perryshmirtz).

In that book, the highest villaney score lands you on Perry as the most compatible nemesis. But Heinz basically says that "But he's mine, so you can have Agent Chicken instead"

4. Heinz was also jealous when Perry started working together with Lila Loliberry in "Sidetracked". When they both confront Heinz in the dining car, Lila puts her arm around Perry, which he glares at and shoves away. Heinz had cackled, calling out how much Perry must hate this, considering his Lone Wolf tendencies. Perry very pointedly doesnt deny him.

In the Niagara Falls scene, Perry infamously puts his hand on Heinz's arm before he leaves, and they share a secret smile.

Heinz appears less jealous than Perry only because Perry's arguably the more aggressively possessive one. Perry's not the cheating sort either. Heinz sorta is. But he IS possessive. Perry DOES know Heinz is obsessed with him. They are both aware of each other's unhealthy codependency, the staple of every sweet romance.

Might fuck around and write an entry where Roy tries to corral his daughters into baking a cake with him to gift it to Ed for his birthday only the three of them (one state alchemist and two in training) to realize that it's dumb of them to try that since they don't have the baking knowledge so he gives the girls some money and has them go buy it from the local bakery and just say they made it with love.

The way Heinz trusts Perry more than Monogram trusts his own agent bro....

It's 520!

Happy Royed day!!

I also made a sticker. https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/170816607