Shout out to this one
I cracked open and ate several raw eggs.
kinda what happened to N in murder drones
character: says "I like bread" that one time
fandom: character has an obsession with bread. bread is character's true love. draws character as bread. every meta joke in fanfic is about bread. the character's room is wallpapered with bread
now let's do the greek alphabet
A
B
you need to do homework or an assignment, you want to do them, but are completely unable to do anything
Tumblr's biggest shitposter being a musician and game music developer will always be the biggest reality check ever
WATCH OUT!! ORC!!!!!!! (Also game devs and musicians needing production work, HIRE ME: imagery.audio@gmail.com)
UPDATE: one of the players did this edit (at my trquest)
OK so i joined a PBP (play-by-post) dnd server, the basic idea is that we are in this governmental organization to prevent magic to and stuff from getting out of control (only a fraction of the world can see magic, for example, every race just looks like humans to those without this special sight).
Last big mission was like a two parts heist and investigation, the mission description read as follows We got him, we fucking got him. White Wolf has told the police where the giant storage is being held, and now they are all prepping up to come and raid the place down. The guild has also been asked to be so kind and lend a large amount of their folks to partake in the arrest or elimination of Qhar Livius. so tldr, I went to open a vault with magic items, my character, Uccalullath (blue dragonborn fighter), accompanied by Clove (human artificer), Snow (??? druid), Dalsein “Doll” (shadar-kai bard), Suzannah (Dhampir cleric) and some random npc entered the vault, but some bird guy that was hoarding the items snapped the necks of the npcs i was knocked out from one punch of the guy, and the rest tried to fight him, It was Clove's turn, and she shot her crossbow in a fit of anger because I fell unconscious, killing the guy, after getting back in my feet she starts to realize that she killed a guy, a bad one but still, she spends the rest of the day all depressed
We made an RP session where we went to buy ice cream (the setting is modern fantasy) and it was nice until we brought the mission, after that, it was trauma dump and attempts of therapy, it was working at first... But then we accidentally made Clove feel like trash and no matter what we tried she kept being like that, she left, and short after, this conversation happened
so yeah i had to explain that so you understand that, I made this super simplified because some topics were too sensitive
@i-am-a-snom what are you doing there?
third time i think i see a free parking spot only for another FUCKING GLOBSTER to be there
What are you talking about?
that's just a Pikachu
Mimikyu has infiltrated the pack