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Oryx: Q&A

q Can you be stopped

a Absolutely not

Oryx: please stop asking if theres any way to stop me there’s not

Oryx: im literally getting billions and billions of asks begging for a way to stop me and i’m sorry it’s literally impossible I won’t quit and I won’t die

I'm really being asked to face my own internal demons to find out which monster is hot

okay i made another quiz but this time it’s which monster you’ll get to hook up with. reblog with your result!!

as soon as I saw astolfo monster cock on twitter it fed me an ad for monster energy. that’s good marketing

Honestly, the best thing about Hornet is that she’s basically a particularly intense nine-year-old girl’s first OC played utterly straight. She’s a princess and she’s a knight. She has three moms, and all of them have committed war crimes. She’s half mortal, half god, and half eldritch abomination, and yeah, that adds up to three halves, but it makes sense because shut your stupid face. Her kingdom fell and she’s gonna stand vigil over the ruins and be sad about it for a hundred years (a vigil that takes place principally in and around a shattered metropolis called the City of Tears, where it never stops raining, because subtlety is for suckers), and if anybody asks her what the hell she’s doing, she’s gonna be super cryptic about it, and you just have to deal with it.

betrayal

every star wars alien is so good and then there’s

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