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dunno wanted to try a more..canon style(?)
Alastor the Entertainer
Heโs EVIL, having EVIL thoughts all the time! ๐น
I love shipping (obviously)
But my favorite is Alastor, the beautiful and eternal creature who rejects all the advances from sexy, charming demons ๐๐๐คญโฅ๏ธ
I just realized that Iโve never written about Alastorโs shadow before. Why? I donโt know, but what I do know is that the thought of him sending out his shadow to look after you is so endearing to me. Hell is a terrible place, and while youโre more than capable of defending yourself, the mere idea of anything befalling his precious little doe irks him. So, every time you go somewhere without him, his ears flick toward your directionโa subtle command his shadow knows all too well.
The best part is that youโre completely unaware of this, but thatโs because Alastor purposely distracts you with a kiss as he gives his shadow the command. Thus, a twinge of confusion always falls over your features whenever you bump into an unsavory individual and receive a squeaked apology instead of a well-deserved curse. Everybody knows who your partner is, but to be equally as feared as him is a strange affair, albeit one that you wouldnโt trade for the world.
And neither would Alastorโs shadow, who follows you across Hell like an ecstatic puppy, tail wagging, and all. โLinger nearby,โ heโs specifically told, but he purposely maintains a respectable distance from you because then, he can catch unsuspecting sinners by surprise. The high-pitched yelps, the horrified shrieks, the way even the largest of them cower underneath your small frame as he suddenly manifests behind you, he loves it just as much as his master loves you.
๐ฆ Deer in the headlights ๐ท
GOD, HE'S SO [๐ฅDESK SLAMMING NOISES๐ฅ]
Erm. senpai, I think I have a crush on you ๐๐, UwU tehehehehe. Anyway I ate your jambalaya ๐.
I am aware I am good looking but...what do you mean by "senpai"? However do keep your infatuation to yourself, dear. I do love my extremely avid fans...from a distance.
You...YOU ATE MY JAMBALAYA? YOU IMBECILE! It is a well established rule that no one enters my kitchen when I'm cooking up dinner. Especially when it concerns EATING my jambalaya.
When I find you, and I will, you'll pay for your heinous crime!
Just because someone is better, doesnโt mean you should stay. Whether someone improves themselves or theyโre better than the last person, it doesnโt matter. Better doesnโt mean good.
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Charlie meeting him
Twitter made me do it!
I imagined Keekee not liking him. I mean, just look at that face!
Doodle, a Y/n with Alastor, context... no context(? Canon Alastor doesn't give a f about others, but let's say yes to this lol
The real barbie is Y/n.
Y/nโs a doctor, a cop, a scientist, an agent, vet, hero, villain, astronaut, lawyer, spy, criminal, artist, chef, engineer, psychologist, architect, journalist, firefighter, event planner, mechanic, photographer, musician, actor, interior designer, bartender, fashion designer, barista, florist, forensic scientist, flight attendant, profiler, tour guide, translator, etc.
IโM TIRED OF SMUT, I WANT TOOTH ACHING FLUFF AND HEART SHATTERING ANGST.