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Astrid: A doctor earns £140,000 a year. Furry artists earn £160,000 a year.

Fishlegs: I think you're low balling the furry art amount.

Astrid: Sorry for the inaccuracies doctor Yiff.

Fishlegs: No matter how I respond, I don't look well. Well played. I walked into that.

Ruffnut: Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.

Astrid: Did you legitimately just tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you a lungs transplant?

Tuffnut: Doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them.

Astrid: You will die in 7 days.

Snotlout: It took doctors 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking it for attention while a furry artist I knew said "sounds like Crohn's" after hearing me complain once and ended up being right.

Snotlout: Besides, I can't go up to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I?

Tuffnut: You could if you weren't a fucking coward.

Hiccup: This was like 50 consecutive punches to the face. What the fuck went on here?

I have 11k words in the wip folder

Fuck surely I need good news

RoR Incorrect quotes#156 DADAA

Adam*Holding you in his arms wrapped like a burrito, cradling you in his arms for your nap...Even when you're an adult- In a hushed tone* You BEAUTIFUL and CAPABLE of GREAT things my child...

Adam*Whispering closer to your ears, eyes glowing blue and red*LIKE MURDER~...

Y/n*Snoozing comfortably in his arms*ZZZZzzzz

Adam*Eyes go back to normal, shaking head* Dont do that tho~...

Adam*Eyes glowing again in killer instinct mode*UNLESS ITS COMPLETELY NECESSARY

Y/n*Sleep talking,responding to him*Ok daa..daa...

Adam*Pecks your forehead happily*Thats my baby~ Dada will be your accomplice~... especially if it is to murder your bad boyfriend~oh Dada will BURY him in the yard~Yes their gonna be compost for your mama's garden~

...Where was this pep talk when i was a baby-

I made this months ago but had just realized I didn't post this here. I was reminded when sir-ballister-boldheart made a post of the au and i am going crazy. So here you go @sir-ballister-boldheart :) Had some stuff written but still need to recheck them so maybe watch out for that soon

Que bobito, lo amo, soy ese

In 1982, quite by accident, a zookeeper at Izu Shaboten Zoo in Shizuoka Prefecture discovered that capybaras absolutely loved soaking in hot water, and the practice of providing them an onsen, or traditional Japanese hot spring, was born. Source Massimo; video @yu_haradakei.

Friendly reminder that, especially when dealing with chaotic breeds, they need to be tamed.

If they sense you're not good or strong enough to care for them, they will try to be in charge and will show clear signs of dominance over you.

I know it can be difficult, but it's for their sake.

Here's a little example.

Don't worry, the baby is fine. No pets were harmed in the making of this video.

Demon Slayer, but Nezuko looking a bit unhinged.

I should do a series of this. Lol.

It happened spontaneously, but I love AU. So… Avatar Hiccup. Hiccup considered himself an ordinary person before meeting Toothless. (Dragons can be equated to spirits, i mean relationships between people and them). Then he discovered his talent as an airbender and Toothless became his teacher. Later, other talents were discovered, which made it clear that Hiccup was an avatar.

Astrid became his waterbender teacher. Snotlout was an adept of firebender, but he sincerely did not understand how to teach, because he himself used magic on a subconscious level. Fishlegs is an earthbender, but he did not go beyond the amateur level and could not become a teacher. The twins are always on their own wave. Ruffnut is a master in airbending and can perform techniques with clouds of gas, while Tuffnut is not a master, but is ready to set fire to the gas with his sparks at any moment. The twins always come in a set.

Brothers Grimborn! Lord of Fire Viggo. The aesthetics of blue flame and lightning were created for him. So I couldn't resist. The hottest flame and deadly techniques of lightningbending made him the most terrible opponent for the young avatar, but in the future, he will become the teacher of fire magic for Hiccup. I endowed Riker with explosion magic, as for me, it suits him perfectly. An explosive mixture of rage and bloodlust.

Berserkers! Remembering Viggo's words about how the berserkers in ancient times lured the Skrills with metal, I thought about a tribe practicing metalbending. Dagur discovered his talent for earth magic much later, including metal. I like to think that Dagur could be a threat to the avatar even as an ordinary person, relying on his ingenuity and physical strength. Heather is a master of earth and metal magic, she could well become Hiccup's teacher in this matter.