Guys, This Happened I Was The Eggshell

Did you know these notes and the drawing are officially canon? You can find them inside Jayce's journal (and in a frame)

more silly httyd (*cough* rtte *cough*) headcanons!!

they managed to convince gobber to not tell anyone about the whole "lycanwing" thing with tuff being a lie. they just let people believe he's actually a lycanwing. whenever it's a full moon, the riders act all solemn and twitchy. tuff is nowhere to be seen. if you ask ruff, she just looks at you sadly. gothi and stoick are the only ones who know it's a joke. berk lives in fear. the truth only comes out roughly a year or so later, when they forget it's a full moon and everyone's just like, "oh."

they regularly have prank wars. there are alliances, betrayals, double-agents, everything of the sort. don't tell fishlegs anything; he's a blabbermouth. don't trust astrid; she will use this prank against you. if you go after hiccup, the revenge will be 10x worse. the twins are not against using violence. stoick banned their prank wars on berk. now, they go to a random island to go completely savage.

once, in an extremely sleep-deprived state, snotlout made a "your mum" joke to hiccup. before they knew she was alive. hiccup now brings it up whenever he needs to win an argument.

they use chicken, her babies, and the dragons to make weird, soap opera-esque performances. they get very creative.

they've all tried to learn gothi's stick language. the results vary. hiccup is fluent in it. fishlegs can understand most, but not all of the symbols. after that, it's ruffnut and tuffnut. snotlout and astrid can't understand it at all. languages are not their thing.

when they get drunk, it gets pretty weird. fishlegs is a paranoid drunk. snotlout cries, as does tuff. astrid gets unreasonably angry. hiccup tries - and fails - to complete stunts he's never attempted before. (thankfully, toothless doesn't allow this. he made that mistake once. never again.) ruffnut just flirts with people.

ruff has SO MUCH rizz. like, an ungodly amount of it. she pulls so many bitches (especially the wing maidens, cough cough).

the twins helped hiccup with making the dragon blade explode. many tests were conducted, and much property damage occured. eventually, they had to just move to an uninhabited island (aka prankster's isle) in order to test it properly.

Heard some important information on Twitter today, and thought I’d post it here for anyone who may not have heard it. This is actually a thing, devised by human rights organisation called Karma Nirvana.

Reblog to save a life?

Tu te masturbas. Yo me masturbo. Ustedes se masturban. Todos nos masturbamos UwU

Campaña "Yo me masturbo" [Reblog] si lo haces y no tienes miedo ni vergüenza al asumirlo

Porque es absolutamente normal (y rico) y no tiene nada de sucio o inmoral, porque tanto hombres como mujeres lo hacen, porque es parte de la sexualidad plena y de autoconocimiento corporal legítimo. No tiene nada de malo reconocerlo :)

twilight au except lance is both bella and jacob

Su nueva habilidad es ser un viejo sabroso

Lion's new ability.

Que bobito, lo amo, soy ese

In 1982, quite by accident, a zookeeper at Izu Shaboten Zoo in Shizuoka Prefecture discovered that capybaras absolutely loved soaking in hot water, and the practice of providing them an onsen, or traditional Japanese hot spring, was born. Source Massimo; video @yu_haradakei.

WEON HIPO EN TRAJE DE MAID ES TODO LO QUE SIEMPRE QUISE EN LA VIDA AAA GRACIAS 💖💖

HELLO IM @devil-acid IN NEY'S ACCOUNT BECAUSE I JUST STOLE HER PASSWORD (she give it to me) AND IM JUST HERE TO POST HICCUP IN A MAID DRESS BECAUSE I ASK THEM TO DO IT buT she didnt want it to post it SO I DID IT MYSELF

ALSO YOU SHOULD FOLLOW ME I AM VERY COOL AND VERY HANDSOME

And also EVERYONE SHOULD CHECK DEVIL MAY CRY ONCE, BECAUSE EVERY CHARACTER THERE IS VERY HOT

GoodBYE

how do you explain autism and neurodivergency to a Viking from 1500 years ago?

Demon Slayer, but Nezuko looking a bit unhinged.

I should do a series of this. Lol.