That Sarumi Interview Is Adorable! What If Munakata And Fushimi Were Forced To Do An Interview Like This

That Sarumi interview is adorable! What if Munakata and Fushimi were forced to do an interview like this with the same questions? How would that go?

This got long, so under the cut. Hopefully it isn’t too hard to follow XD

“Ten questions for Fushimi Saruhiko. Let us begin.”

“Tch.”

“First question. Please introduce yourself.”

“Fushimi Saruhiko. Third in command of Tokyo Regional Legal Affairs Bureau, 4th department, Scepter 4. Clansmen of the Blue King Munakata Reisi.”

*chuckles*

“Is that funny, Captain?”

“Not at all. Rather, it is good to hear you say that.”

“Tch.”

“Second question. Please state your age.”

“Twenty years old.”

“Very young to hold such a high position.”

“Weren't you the one who gave it to me?”

“Hm-hm. It is true.”

“Don't smile like that.”

“Third question. Date of birth and zodiac sign.”

“You already know all this, don't you? Isn't it quicker to skip these questions.”

“Even so, Fushimi-kun. This is an interview.”

“Fine. November 7th.”

“A Scorpio, correct?”

“Right.”

“Incidentally, Fushimi-kun, Scorpio and Libra are said to make a very intense couple.”

“....How was that incidental?”

“Continuing.”

“--Don't just move on like you didn't say anything.”

“Question four. Bloodtype.”

“Type AB.”

“Often a sign of a dual-natured personality.”

“Is it?”

“Yet such a thing is not bad.”

“Tch. I wasn't worrying about it.”

“Question five. Height.”

“178 cm. You knew that too, didn't you?”

*chuckles*

“....Creepy.”

“I merely wish to know all things about my men.”

“How much do you even know? Wait, don't answer.”

“Question six. Things you like.”

“Nothing.”

“Fushimi-kun...”

“What?”

“Surely it is not nothing.”

“Nothing.”

“Things such as your work, your King....”

“Nothing.”

“....I see. Question seven. Things you dislike.”

“Pointless busywork, annoying superiors who foist their work on others, nosy people who can't keep out of the personal space of others...”

“Fushimi-kun.”

“...nagging Kings, overbearing superiors, doing puzzles in tandem...”

“Fushimi-kun. That is enough.”

“....forced bonding experiences, unnecessary advice...”

“Question eight.”

“....sparkling glasses....”

“Question eight. Your dreams for the future.”

“Is there even any point in thinking about the future?”

“Such a gloomy outlook. It is better to be optimistic for your future plans.”

“Disagree.”

*sigh* “Please endeavor to improve your outlook.”

“Disagree.”

“...Question nine. A question from the interviewer.”

“....”

“Fushimi-kun. Let us hear from your heart, anything you wish to say to your King.”

“Pass.”

“....”

“....”

“Question ten. Please leave a brief comment for the interviewer.”

“Captain...”

“Yes, Fushimi-kun?”

*sighs* “I want to go home.”

--P A R T T W O--

“Ten questions for Munakata Reisi...”

“Please begin, Fushimi-kun. Whatever you wish to ask.”

“What a pain. Question one: introduce yourself.”

“Munakata Reisi. Director of the Tokyo Regional Legal Affairs Bureau, 4th department, also known as Scepter 4. In addition, the Blue King.”

“Question two. Your age.”

“25 years old.”

“The way you say it, it sounds like sixty...”

“Was there something odd in my way of speaking, Fushimi-kun?”

*under his breath* “Isn't there always?” *louder* “Question three, date of birth and zodiac sign.”

“October 1st, Libra. October 1st is also known as Glasses Day.”

“Is that important?”

“As a fellow glasses-wearer, Fushimi-kun, you should note its importance as well.”

“Tch. Question four. Blood type.”

“Type AB, rh-.”

“You could have just said AB, Captain.”

“A precise answer is best. You are AB as well, are you not, Fushimi-kun?”

“You know the answer to that.”

*chuckles* “It seems we are compatible in this as well.”

“What's that 'as well'?”

*glasses shine*

“Captain....”

“Yes, Fushimi-kun?”

“No, it's nothing. Question five. Height.”

“185 cm.”

“...The same as Mikoto-san, huh?”

“Please do not attempt to make a similarity between myself and that man.”

“I wasn't doing so. Question six. Things you like.”

“Order and justice.”

“Ah?”

“Also the tea ceremony, and puzzles as a hobby. My dear clansmen as well.”

“Please don't put it that way, I feel sick from the bottom of my heart.”

“Affection from one's King can bring about a closer relationship, don't you agree?”

“I didn't ask in the first place. Question seven, things you dislike.”

“Chaos and disorder. Unreasonable people.”

“Aren't you unreasonable too?”

“Not at all. You dislike such things as well, do you not, Fushimi-kun?”

“Tch. Question eight. Dream for the future.”

“An ideal world, perfectly shaped in order and form.”

“Captain...isn't that a little much?”

“Nonsense. It is the cause we work towards, Fushimi-kun. The true ideal.”

“Don't bring me into this.”

“You have pledged to the sword, have you not?”

“Creepy.”

“Not at all.”

“Question nine. A question from the interviewer. Eh? What a pain...”

“Please ask whatever you wish, Fushimi-kun.”

“....Pass.”

“Fushimi-kun.”

“Pass.”

“Fushi--”

“Question ten. Ah, let's get this over with already. A brief comment for the interviewer.”

“You have worked very hard today, Fushimi-kun. Let us celebrate with a puzzle.”

“...Pass.”