When you start reading a fluff and it turns into a smut
Sanshu Seiso (Japan)
Jin: wow the stars are beautiful
Namjoon: yeah they are
Jin: you know who else is beautiful?
Namjoon: *blushes* who
Jin: Me
When you make plans with your friends but then the day comes and you regret it
Mom: Why don’t your friends ever come over?
Me:
Also because I have no friends.
Every kid knows that Yoongo is really a softie
Incorrect BTS 10/?
How to catch Pokemon Jungcook (you know what I’m talking about): just throw your pokeball, easy
How to catch Pokémon Min Yoongi: YOU DON’T
NOT TODAY BITCH
If Min Yoongi was a pokemon: you would probably spend 5 Master Ball and he would escape all of them, there would be a special Pokeball only to capture Yoongi the SWAGGER MASTERBALL
Jimin was on fire that day …
Jimin: Say those three words and i'm yours
Yoongi: Those three words
Jimin:...
Jimin: I'll take it
@Luke5SOS: Rehearsal today
F if this ain’t me :(
fewer bisexuals who are suave and seductive
more bisexuals who are incredibly awkward around their same-sex crushes b/c they were never taught how to flirt in gay