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BTS a summary.

Incorrect BTS 12/?

min yoongi is rude: a brief gif collection

yes hello this is a friendly warning that this post contains extremely rude content and that the following is not for the faint of heart 

i apologize in advance for any damage or pain that it may cause

ok, let’s begin

first, let’s examine le body rolls (for scientific purposes of course)

ok we’re starting off light with a playful hip thrust no big deal

ok alright now he’s gettin a lil more into it i see u yoongi

now just wait a damn minute

hold the fucking phone

BITCH WHAT THE—

this is getting out of hand

don’t think about sex don’t think about sex don’t think about sex don’t—

well fuck that’s a nice shoulder

*gulp*

i…… i gotta go

bitch fuck off

I SAID GO AWAY

*screaming*

i’m thinking bad thoughts stop stop stop

don’t give me that look—

*more screaming*

*takes breath*

*even more screaming*

I

AM

HURT

ok wow i need to stop before i’m past the point of no return goodbye

(i do not own any of these gifs)

did yoongi just fall asleep in the middle of an interview, wake himself up, and then carry on like nothing happened

BLACKPINK - BOOMBAYAH but every time OPPA is heard Tae becomes a flower (c)

Jimin: My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard, and they're like-

Jungkook: -I prefer smoothies

I really like Jimin’s voice like this.

Every kid knows that Yoongo is really a softie 

Incorrect BTS 10/?

Every kid knows that Yoongo is really a softie 

Incorrect BTS 10/?

Yoongi: Hey, I bought you some flowers

Jin: Aw

Yoongi: They're fake though, like you.

Real smooth man

Incorrect BTS 5/?

(i promise next one won’t be yoonseok or namjin)

my parents: “if you ever have a problem, don’t hesitate to talk to us about it.”

also my parents: “WHY ARE YOU BEING SUCH A WHINY ASS BITCH ABOUT IT? DEPRESSION IS NOT REAL. IT’S JUST A PHASE”

me: “but, you just said–”

"YOU TEENAGERS ARE SO DRAMATIC ABOUT A SMALL PROBLEM”

me:

a mini compilation of yoongis long ass raps that he executes so flawlessly and how the hell is he even real

♡__♡

sO RUDE

HOW DOES ONE MOVE THEIR BODY LIKE THAT IM

Mom: Why don’t your friends ever come over?

Me:

Also because I have no friends.

Jimin be thrusting into your bias list like:

Remember when BTS used to mean "behind the scenes" ? Yeah, those were the days when I had a life

Yoongi sleeping Moodboard

If someone has a voodoo doll of me and keeps forcing it to make poor life decisions, please stop

[VID] 170318 BTS KCon Mexico

How Min Yoongi burned up Mexico~~~

a life long resolution

Bonnie & Clyde - pt 5

“I asked you last week to come over and hangout at my house but you said no. Plus, I’m busy these days. I’ll see you around kay?” You said walking away.

That night, Nari called to explain how pissed off Jay was.

“Y/N, he’s totally pissed, do you know what he said? Jesus. He said you’re a bitch for only using him as your boy toy and then ignoring him. Did you fuck him and not tell me!?” She gasped.

“Oh my god no! I almost did though…at your party.”

She yelped. “Almost!?”

“He didn’t want to…Nari, he outright rejected me, and when I invited him over last week, it was clear that he would never step into my house.”

“He’s the bitch! You gave him two shots and he’s that stupid?” Nari growled.

“It was only one shot and I was drunk so it’s no big deal, it’s better this way anyhow.” You concluded.

“I always knew you had a huge crush on him.” She stated.

“Okay first, no I didn’t. He was just a really hot friend that I started to like a little too much. Second, I think it’s better if I stay away from him.” You explained.

“That’s your choice I guess, but he’s really pissed. He’s even talking about you in school.” Nari said.

“If I hear him myself, I’ll tell Yoongi to kill him.”

“Speaking of Yoongi, I saw the way he was dragging you out the club the other day. It was a bit inappropriate for an employee…Is he your new boy toy?” She squealed annoyingly.

“He was just pretending to be my date, some old creep was trying to hit on me.” You explained.

She sighed. “I was hoping for something more juicy.”

“Keep dreaming.”

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Yoongi Fic Recs

Alrighty my peeps(ewww why am i like this), It’s about time i madde one of these. I’m terrible at writing fics but i love reading them and i think I’ve read enough to start this list of fic recommendations for yoongi. I think I might make one for each member of bts(would you guys even want that?) but idk….

all bolded fics or writers mentioned are ones that have been recently added.

Also if you ever want to send me your own fic recommendations I”m always up for some more reading…

Last Updated:12/24/16 (yes this was christmas eve don’t judge)

💖 = Personal Favorite

Oneshots:

With Love And Money (M) 💖

So Far Away 

Misunderstandings (ft. Jimin)

A Rough First Time (M)

Sugar? Yes, Please (M) 💖

The Pianist and the Singer (M)

Delicate (M)

He Wasn’t Good With Words

Velocious (M)

Akward Ordeal (Mentions of Smut) 💖

For You, My Love 

Lazy Day In 💖

Sounds Perfect 💖

Don’t Take your Eyes Off Me  

My Muse, My Love (M)

Slow (M)  💖

When We Were (M) 💖

Falling in love

Six Degrees of Separation

When Stars Cross (M) 💖

Morning Baby (M) 

Falling in Love With Min Yoongi 💖

Philophobia  

So Art Deco (M)

Wild Strawberries ((M)

Double Life

Run 💖

Art & Music 💖

Mellifluous (M)

Series:

Weight in measures (M)  {Completed} 💖 

The Equation of Love (M)  {9/10} 💖 

Lab Partners (M)  {Completed}

Does this make sense? (M) {8/10}

Regalia University {Completed} 💖  

Bonnie & Clyde {5/?}  

Cursed {Completed} 💖

Wonderwall {3/?} (Sequel to Cursed) 

The Neighbours {5/?} 💖’

Miss Dial {5/?}

Playing With Fire (M) {1/?} 

Finding You  {28/?}

Writers Mentioned:

@jaebumgotme @imsarabum @btsfiles @chokemejimin @heartachetosing @floralseokjin @dangerouslycasualchild @sleepyypetals @taetaetown @kpoppabos @roseok @an-exotic-writer @war-of-hormoan @kookingtae@jungblue @bts-sexy-reads @ibangtanthings @minnochu @colourfulnoodles @versigny​ @chimchims @thotmi @tahyungs @minthusiast @jungkxook @ohbabyitsbts @sugaslittlekookie @trashfortaexkook @noir0neko @dailydoseofdia @dreamscript @kdreamscenario @sugajpg @bulletproof-fantasies

Me @ school

Jimin: Say those three words and i'm yours

Yoongi: Those three words

Jimin:...

Jimin: I'll take it

Suga’s gummy smile is everything

Appreciate that. It warms my heart. 

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*Avoiding responsibilities like*

I'm whipped.

Bangtan: Jump off that bridge

Me: What? Why?

Bangtan: *breathes*

Me:

Bangtan:

Me: Fair enough

BTS MISCONCEPTIONS : Suga/Min Yoongi

I feel like Min Yoong is a really good guy. People read him as cold and mean but if you really stare at him you can see that he is caring and considerate. When members are bullying each other he stares at their faces to make sure they aren’t actually being hurt. If they are he’ll change the subject. If you had a chance to watch the VAPP stuff when they were in Europe you’d see a very responsible and even adventurous Yoongi. I’m sick of seeing as lazy sarcastic sleepy Yoongi. He is more than that.