I Had A Thought! When The Piglets Are Still Little, Jack Would Totally Get One Of Those Basket-style

thinking about how after john andre was captured & staying at the patriot camp, ben tallmadge was assigned to basically hang out with him while the army decided what to do with him, and one day randomly was like “have you heard of nathan hale,” and andre was like “idk maybe, why” and ben was like “well he was my BEST FRIEND and they HANGED HIM AS A SPY” and andre was like “oh… sorry for your loss… but you wouldn’t do that to me would you haha” and ben was like “ACTUALLY WE DEFINITELY WILL” and that was how andre had to learn that he was gonna die lol

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WHAT IT’S ABOUT

Return to New York Times bestselling author Kacen Callender’s world of alchemy, power, and romance. A new dark and violent threat looms over New Anglia. Ash, along with his partners Callum and Ramsay, must band together to fight against powerful forces devoted to destroying their world as they know it in this riveting conclusion.

Aye

Everyone who wants to get completely railed by Pedro Pascal while he wears the Mandalorian helmet say “Aye”

This, right here absolutely fucking delights me....

I am once again forced to giggle at the idea of Whiskey and Javi together.

Whiskey, all but a force of nature, who jumps in a fighter jet and takes off, or takes off into the jungle without so much as a can of bug spray. Whiskey, who throws caution to the wind and makes no plans. Whiskey, who laughs and says that he’ll make it up as he goes along, thank you very much. Whiskey, who humors Javi’s tendency to plan and fret for as long as he can, but in the end just decides to wing it.

Javi, jogging along behind him, annoyed and muttering to himself, two packs and an extra bullet proof vest in hand. Javi, the mother hen, who’s new catch phrase is “dammit, Jack” followed by frantically dashing out of the room. Javi, who makes grids on maps and tries to explain the intricate nature of the cartels (Jack knows all of this already. Despite what Javi, thinks, he has actually been listening this whole time) while Jack leans his chair back on two legs and watches, unruffled and bored.

sweet, sweet sugar

a blue jones x reader fic~

word count: a little over 1k

rating: m - for smut, and themes - he owns a brothel yall know this isn’t wholesome - some slight non-con 

summary: You work for Blue, but you’re in love with him. If only he would notice you….

a/n: so this was inspired by the gif below and i just wanted to try to write something different~ 

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Sweet, Sweet Sugar

Is it wrong to be in love with someone who owns you? Not in the romantic sense, not like lovers so captivated by one other that the thought of being apart is a fate worse than death. No. Owned as in, you work for him. You make him money.

But you love him.

You wouldn’t bring him home to your mama. He’s cold. He’s calculating. He’s also charming, charismatic.

Some days you wonder if he’s the devil himself.

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good evening friends this is a psa that i am massively in love with javier peña

He is yours

Obi Wan Kenobi x Reader

Summary: Obi Wan finds out you have been hiding a secret from him for a few years.

Word count: 1.5k

You did not know how long it had been since you were in the Jedi Temple. About 5 years or so. You did not wish to return and yet here you were. The famed Jedi Master, who had been cast out, was now back.

You sighed as you walked through the halls, ignoring the looks you got. No one questioned you, they knew you had been asked to come back. But you refused. After you were cast out, you moved to a far off planet. A peaceful one and settled down. A year later, a knock came to your door.

Opening it, you found your old master there. “Kit” you greeted the man who smiled back at you. Looking behind him to see Windu and Master Yoda. You sighed and opened the door. Walking away from it, there was no point in inviting them in. They would come anyway. No point in turning them away, they would still make there way in. You leaned against your counter as the men sat at your table. Waiting for them to speak.

“I believe, an apology is owed to you” Windu started, you replied in a scoff. Blowing air from your nose and shaking your head. “You did not trade secrets… You did not break the code” Windu sighed, looking to Kit for help. “We are sorry” Kit said, looking to you. Hoping you would give him your famous smile and accept the apology. “What’s made you change your mind” was all you replied with.

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I second that.

WHOOPOO FRANKIEEE

I love Frankie....that is all.

✨RH’s TWITTER IS GONE✨

Finally he can shut the fuck up

Yeah, yeah pretty much...