Nor Do I, And I Don't Know How To Feel About This....

Church of England: Today is the feast day of Thomas More, when we remember the Reformation martyr-

Thomas More’s ghost:

dinner and a show

Pairing: Javier Peña x fem!reader x Steve Murphy

Word Count: 2.9k

Warnings: Smut (18+). Unprotected Sex. Breathplay.  Voyeurism/Exhibitionism. Masturbation. Javi’s dirty mouth. Fluff. Possible Typos.

Prompt: 11. Getting Caught

A/N: Part of my milestone celebration (drabble, my ass). Here’s another installment of the facm!verse. Thank you all for your love and support for this story so far, it really means so much to me. Gif made by @javier-pena​

The smell of food fills the air, wafting through the small apartment. The Game spins on the turntable, and you sway around the kitchen, humming along to the upbeat bassline of Crazy Little Thing Called Love.

Tonight’s Wednesday, and that means dinner with Javi. Not that he ever really needs a special reason to stop by anymore. Javi spends more time here than he does at his own apartment. Almost every night, he can be found on your couch either watching TV with his head in your lap, or sifting through files with Steve. You’ve gotten so used to his random visits that you now leave an extra plate of food on the counter; and if he doesn’t show, you make Steve give it to him at the office. 

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This is just amazing! One of my all time faves;

we’ll meet again

a ww2 au santiago ‘pope’ garcia x reader x frankie ‘catfish’ morales fic~

rating: m for smut; threesomes, some war violence

word count: 3.5k

summary: You’re in a relationship w/ Santi and Frankie and they both are drafted for the war; you anxiously await their return home.

a/n: ive been wanting to do a santi x reader x frankie fic for a while now, but i wanted to do something different w/ mine! just wasn’t sure how! until i got this ww2 idea~ so i hope you enjoy and feedback is always appreciated

thank you @huliabitch​ for this aesthetic!!!!!

xx

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What’s in a Name?

A/N: This is quite possibly the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever written in my entire life. But it’s soft. Because Marcus Pike is soft and deserves all the love. Granted, I’ve only watched The Mentalist all the way through once, so…do with that what you will. 

Pairing: Marcus Pike x F!Reader (no y/n)

Rating: PG for mention of guns??? I just want to be on the safe side. Idiots in love. Falling in love with someone and not knowing their name. Cliche use of a Quote from Romeo + Juliet.

Word Count: 3.3k 

Summary: The five times Marcus Pike tries to learn your name and the one time he actually does.

Pike was unlucky in love. He knew it. He had started to accept it when things fell apart with Lisbon. His friends and fellow agents, the assholes, actually took pity on him and said he’d find the right person eventually. He just didn’t anticipate having to meet her over and over again.

… that which we call a rose By any other name would smell as sweet... (Romeo + Juliet)

Sometimes, every once in a while, he actually hated his job. Sure, he got to go undercover, stop criminals, right some wrongs, and be called ‘agent’ on top of it. But, right now, listening to some sycophant rant and rave about the “superiority of Cubism over Dadaism,” he wanted to switch careers. There was supposed to be a sale of a stolen Cézanne happening at this gallery in Los Angeles and Pike had suspected the guy with the too-tight three piece suit and bad transatlantic accent was the ring-leader of the whole theft and re-sale. He just needed to not spork his eyes out until he saw money pass hands from the agent he’d sent in to pose as the buyer and the thief-turned-art-asshole. He thought it would only take an hour or two, busts like this usually did—but this guy loved the sound of his own voice so much that he had been going on a tangent about 20th century art movements for nearly four hours now and had somehow gathered a bit of an audience, too, debating with others, and the like. It was exhausting just listening to him.

“If you give me ten dollars, I’ll spill some red wine on his shirt and he’ll be forced to leave.”

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YAAS!!!!! I’m always extremely excited when this absolutely amazing woman says she’s working on a big video or releases a new Glass of Water!!! Lily, I love your work and Glass of Water has taught me so many things!! Several Glass of Waters are among my favorite videos on YouTube!!! So, in short: LONG LIVE LILY ORCHARD!!!! BLESS THIS WOMAN!!!! REPENT YOUR SINS AND BOW DOWN TO QUEEN LILY!!!!!!

PS: I just got my wisdom teeth out today, so this post has just made my day infinitely better!

PPS: Fun Fact: I’m actually currently listening to Glass of Water: YAAS QUEEN in the background.

Have you thought about doing a video on pokemon? Really anything about pokemon. I mean its clear you adore the series to an extent and it'd be interesting to hear your two cents on the series itself.

Working on a full series retrospective

Yes please...

omg guys being tipsy with javi and making out on his sofa like middle school makeout style where you’re not in a hurry to go any further. just enjoying each other and the touches and the being so absorbed with each other. oh wow

If you are comfortable writing this, how would all 10 of the Pedro characters deal with their s/o almost dying in childbirth?

Note: I will absolutely try my best!

Agent Whiskey:

Whiskey will be a goddamn train wreck. He’s in a near-constant state of panic, praying to whichever god will listen that you pull through and be okay. He absolutely cries a lot, he’s just so stressed out over the whole ordeal that he can’t help it. He tries to be strong for the baby, but it’s so damn hard he can’t help but break while he waits for you to recover.

Javier Peña:

Javi, much like Jack, will be a mess. He’ll try his best to keep a level head, to trust in the doctors working on helping you, but he feels absolutely useless while he’s unable to help. As soon as he’s cleared to go in, he’s not leaving your side, and he’s so damn grateful that you’re still alive that he can’t help but shed a number of tears.

Din Djarin:

Din will be unable to stop pacing. Seriously, he can’t sit still. He’s just so consumed with thoughts of “what if”s that he just can’t focus on anything else. He keeps incredibly close to wherever you’re being cared for, just in case he needs to be by your side at a moment’s notice. He’s never been a religious man, but damn does he start praying.

Catfish/Frankie Morales:

If you thought Jack was a walking train wreck, then wait until you see Frankie. He’ll probably need someone with him to keep him from just having a full on nervous meltdown, though he won’t be able to stop thinking the worst. As soon as he’s able, he’s rushing to your side, telling you all about the baby and how much he loves you.

Ezra:

This is absolutely his worst nightmare, and he won’t be able to hide that fact. If you are with a proper medic, he’ll still be panicking, though at some point he’ll get so worn out he can’t anymore. He can probably be heard gently talking to the baby, telling them he can’t wait for them to meet you, because he knows they will. They have to.

Oberyn Martell:

Such things probably aren’t terribly uncommon in Oberyn’s world, so he had an idea hat this might happen. Still, it doesn’t make the tension and fear any less real. He knows it’s best to just let the healers do their work, but he’s still incredibly nervous until they tell him you’re going to be okay. In fact, he won’t really calm down until he sees you himself.

Maxwell Lord:

Maxwell will be incredibly short with everyone present, just because that’s how his fear tends to manifest. It will probably take some third party that he trusts to calm him down, tell him that his anger isn’t helping and that he needs to be there for his kid while you recover. Once he’s allowed, he never leaves your side, telling you all about the baby he’s so excited for you to meet.

Max Phillips:

If he had a heartbeat, he’d be able to feel it in his throat. He won’t stop pacing, running his hands through his hair, and trying to desperately come up with something he can do to help. He tries so hard to keep it together, but as soon as he sees that the baby has your eyes, he can’t help but let a few tears stream down his face.

Marcus Pike:

God, he’s an absolute mess. He’s probably asking a million questions, trying desperately to get someone to reassure him with confidence that you’ll be okay, that you’ll pull through. He can’t bear to think of the alternative, so he won’t. He’ll focus on the little one, telling them all about you and knowing in his heart that you’ll love them when you see them.

Pero Tovar:

Dying during childbirth is a painfully common thing in Tovar’s time, so he attempted to be as prepared as possible before your due date arrived. But no amount of preparation in the world could make him any less scared. He’s trying his best to take care of the newborn, doing everything he can to stay calm for at least their sake while praying harder than he ever has before.

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