QOT MC: What Language Do You Guys Think Vivienne Thinks In?

dinner and a show

Pairing: Javier Peña x fem!reader x Steve Murphy

Word Count: 2.9k

Warnings: Smut (18+). Unprotected Sex. Breathplay.  Voyeurism/Exhibitionism. Masturbation. Javi’s dirty mouth. Fluff. Possible Typos.

Prompt: 11. Getting Caught

A/N: Part of my milestone celebration (drabble, my ass). Here’s another installment of the facm!verse. Thank you all for your love and support for this story so far, it really means so much to me. Gif made by @javier-pena​

The smell of food fills the air, wafting through the small apartment. The Game spins on the turntable, and you sway around the kitchen, humming along to the upbeat bassline of Crazy Little Thing Called Love.

Tonight’s Wednesday, and that means dinner with Javi. Not that he ever really needs a special reason to stop by anymore. Javi spends more time here than he does at his own apartment. Almost every night, he can be found on your couch either watching TV with his head in your lap, or sifting through files with Steve. You’ve gotten so used to his random visits that you now leave an extra plate of food on the counter; and if he doesn’t show, you make Steve give it to him at the office. 

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Well, in that case I suggest we all go out partying with the good Mr. Lord!

Do you think Maxwell Lord would go out dancing? You know science. 👀🤓

Of course! Remember, he likes to parttttttaaaayyyyy

Only because I’m curious. F*ck Marry Kill Ouran High School Host Club Tamaki, Kyoya , Honey

Ohh this one’s a bit tricky, but I’d have to go with: F*ck Kyoya, Marry Tamaki and (unfortunately) Kill Honey 

LMAO DID YALL SEE

Did Y'all SEE

That shit RH is trying to pass off an apology??

As always, this will be tagged with his full name, his last name "#RH" and "#h*ywoodgate" (without the asterisk and with the "a".

OKAY. So this little bite of the "apology" right here?

( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

Okay, big guy. Try this.

As for providing clarity to my mistakes actions/intentions, I would like to state admit: I never set out to hurt anyone I did not think about what my status as a white cis man in a place of power would hold over these young fans. I flirted with and had sexual relations with members of the community manipulated members of the community into having sex with me. I am continually saddened to learn that my actions have contributed to anyone's pain, especially as my interactions, as inappropriate as they were, always came from a place of what I thought was a shared connection I did not think about the long term when acting on these inappropriate affairs and the blame is fully on me and not on those I mentally abused into this cycle of manipulation and coercion by way of blackmail and guilting, no matter how these women once may have felt. I recognize that I am in a place of great power of them and the fault is fully mine.

Maybe, instead of shifting the blame onto the victims-

TAKE FUCKING ACCOUNTABILITY FOR YOUR SHITTY ACTIONS.

YAAS!!!!! I’m always extremely excited when this absolutely amazing woman says she’s working on a big video or releases a new Glass of Water!!! Lily, I love your work and Glass of Water has taught me so many things!! Several Glass of Waters are among my favorite videos on YouTube!!! So, in short: LONG LIVE LILY ORCHARD!!!! BLESS THIS WOMAN!!!! REPENT YOUR SINS AND BOW DOWN TO QUEEN LILY!!!!!!

PS: I just got my wisdom teeth out today, so this post has just made my day infinitely better!

PPS: Fun Fact: I’m actually currently listening to Glass of Water: YAAS QUEEN in the background.

Have you thought about doing a video on pokemon? Really anything about pokemon. I mean its clear you adore the series to an extent and it'd be interesting to hear your two cents on the series itself.

Working on a full series retrospective

So good.... Seriously, read it

calamitous love and insurmountable grief

Pairing: Ezra x female!reader

Summary: Ezra returns home after a long time away.

a/n: i’ve been wanting to write a fic with this title ever since the song came out. i think this is perfect for it. anyway, let me know what you think!!

warnings: angst, sexual themes (+18), miscarriage mentions

word count: 3.6k

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The dry leaves crunch beneath their boots as they walk down the small earthly road. The cold air makes him shiver, although he tries to hide it from her. She did tell him to buy an extra jacket at Central, but he didn’t listen. He was too eager to come back here.

To come back home.

Ezra didn’t plan to stay away for long, but the events that took place in the Green stalled him too much. One thing led to another and when he realized, three years had passed since he had left.

Three years since he left the planet with the promise of one last job. Three years since he last saw your face, stained with tears, begging him not to go. His heart clenches at the thought and the regret eats him up on the inside. All that time in that stupid toxic moon, there wasn’t a day he didn’t think of you. There wasn’t a night he spent wishing he was back here, with you in his arms as he read to you.

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sweet, sweet sugar

a blue jones x reader fic~

word count: a little over 1k

rating: m - for smut, and themes - he owns a brothel yall know this isn’t wholesome - some slight non-con 

summary: You work for Blue, but you’re in love with him. If only he would notice you….

a/n: so this was inspired by the gif below and i just wanted to try to write something different~ 

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tagging: @pascalispedro​, @tintinwrites​, @damndamer0n​, @mandoplease​, @darksideofclarke​, @yougottakeeponkeepinon​, @marvel-dameron​, @mylifeliterally​, @anetteaneta​, @hstott​, @waywaychuck, @charmantbarnes​, @oof-its-a-misfit​

xx

Sweet, Sweet Sugar

Is it wrong to be in love with someone who owns you? Not in the romantic sense, not like lovers so captivated by one other that the thought of being apart is a fate worse than death. No. Owned as in, you work for him. You make him money.

But you love him.

You wouldn’t bring him home to your mama. He’s cold. He’s calculating. He’s also charming, charismatic.

Some days you wonder if he’s the devil himself.

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I adore that Pedro told the toy that he missed it simply because it's a toy version of Grogu. It's always the first thing I think of whenever I think of Pedro or The Mandolorian.

Pedro and Baby Yoda being too cute for words ♡

AHHH!!! MY BABY!!!!!! LOVE YOU FRANKIE!!!!!!!!😘😘😘😍😍😍😍😍💖💖💖💖💖💖💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋😚😚😚😚☺☺☺☺☺☺😊😊😊😊..... Heh, heh, heh😅😅😅😅🤭🤭🤭🙈🙈🙈👉👈👉👈👉👈👉👈👉👈 move along nothing to see here👀👀👀👀😑😑💬💬💬😇😇😇😇😳😳😳😇😇😇.....

i love frankie “catfish” morales pt. 5

this is a very small detail but in the opening scene of ch14 when Din asks for the ball, he doesn’t actually grab it until Grogu offers it to him. like he waits patiently until the kid consents to give it to him before actually taking it, which is kind of remarkable because so many people don’t treat children like actual people, especially very young children, and don’t take their boundaries or desires seriously because children have very little way of enforcing them. and it’s like. this dude dressed head to toe in armour who kills people for money is very respectfully asking an infant to give up their toy for a moment and waits very patiently for him to offer it up willingly, and the baby DOES give it to him because this is very clearly an established boundary between them. Grogu knows Din will respect his wishes, even “trivial” ones like holding a ball, so he is okay with giving it to his dad because he trusts and loves him