I COME FOR UR MAXLEY AND KLANCE *yonks*

what do you mean nobody will suddenly walk into my house and make me dinner because i’m too eepy to get up from the couch?? homophobia

I was bored and re watching 'a monster in Paris' so here is a prinxaity monster in Paris AU

Kingsman Secret service was so good tf-- absolutely obsessed with him getting with the princess at the end lmao-

Also Sam Js ending just "Not that kind of movie bruv" "perfect"

EATING THIS SHIT UUPPPP

Hello🤗❤️

I hope you are well🌹

Can you help me get my voice heard

and share my family's story?🙏🏻

Can you Reblog my pinned post from my blog or donate 10$?

By helping to reblog my story, you could

save a family from death and war.🌹

Thank you very much🌸

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I am in no position to help as I am under age but I will still spread this resources so others can help

reblog if you wear glasses. too many mutuals don't know they have glasses wearers in their midsts

Your alive!!

Yes I am !!

oh yeah well what if trains entering tunnels didn’t symbolise sex, in fact what if sex symbolised railway engineering, how about that huh

Jolie: after the light turns green we'll cross

Ken: *sees no cars and is already have way across the road*

Jolie:ken? *Looks over* Jesus fucking Christ*runs after him*

okay so i finished checking if we were friends in every universe and, uh, it turns out we're only friends in 6 of them. but look, i need you to understand these universes vary like crazy, okay? like 6 is actually insanely high, like way higher than most. and one of those is the universe where i accidentally killed the actor who played Dipsy from Teletubbies when i was 7 and my life went completely differently as a result. and we still ended up friends! also you were a girl in that universe for some reason. what? oh, uh, yeah, you were cute as hell. like really cute. did you just fucking giggle