That First One ... WTF When I'm Happy I'm Sad

oklahoma beat down, pennysylvania dead and drown, minnesota castigate, massachusetts flagellate, bitch slap tennessee, dc. dead, see, utah is a fucking mess, oregon in great duress, maryland is on her knees, louisiana: bitch, please, mississipi worst day ever, north dakota not much better, missouri in a stranglehold, montana’s corpse is getting cold, bleeding time for old kentucky, indiana not so lucky, vermont could use a four leaf clover, new jersey it is almost over, pick up delaware and slam her, call the meds for alabama, michigan has been destroyed, ditto that for illinois, new hampshire should have brought a friend, west virginia, mountain mama, take me home, country roads,

HOLY EDGAR IS THAT BURNIE AND JOE

Cat ownership in a nutshell. (x)

hey if you’re in the U.S. and use food stamps or know somebody who does i found this online cookbook that has recipes for eating well on approximately $4/day :o) 

its never safe to use tumblr beside your parents

Reblog if you're a perverted woman with dubious motives

The best thing in life is when you encounter a giant bell in a video game, and when you attack it, it goes "bong".

hahah X

LEGEND WAIT FOR IT

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out