Lydia Thinking: ‘Don’t Laugh. Don’t Laugh.. Don’t….”

"Well gawrsh, my name is Ol' Jericho Sticks! Though you can jus' call me Jericho, most folk do!"

You know how people always skirt around the subject of having a "favorite" person? Whether that be children or friends or family, there's always some little doubt about if they really mean it when they say that they have "no preference for one over the other"?

Well I don't :)

Jericho, my boy, my darling cursed scarecrow. He's got a grip on my soul unlike anyone else in the entire EoM crew. I don't know if it's his unintentionally morbid but good-natured stories, his clever songs and tunes, his backstory or WHAT, but I just love him to bits

Obviously I love everyone in EoM, they're fantastic characters.....but👀 Jericho is MY fucked up little guy to obsess over. And y'know what's even better?? He'd be thrilled I bet. With the abandonment issues and the crippling loneliness this poor guy has, I'd gladly hug him for as many hours as he needs. That motherfucker Virgil can even have a perch installed on the wall if he behaves. I'd keep my broom closet clean and decorated just to his liking

Jericho Sticks, wherever you are in Druskenvald, I hope the darkness reaches out to give you a big ol' proper hug from me to you😔💖💖

Beetlejuice: Happy Couple by Crispy-Gypsy

When your chaos buddy gets a little too chaotic, even for you. Pick that kid up and RUN. I haven’t had a chance to see the musical yet but I get the vibe that Lydia is a little darker in that version. I think the dynamic between a Musical Lydia and a Movie Beetlejuice would be hilarious. I have a whole AU for this but I don’t know if I’ll ever get around to doing much with it lol. Also, I 100% like the idea of him being a jerk and calling her “Ankle-Biter, Half Pint, Short Stack, Kiddo, Squirt, etc.”

We don’t talk about Bruno, no, no, no We don’t talk about Bruno

The true deadly sins

Lust

Not a sin- feeling sexual attraction, sex with consenting partners, masturbation, consuming pornographic media, having several sexual partners, sex before mariage. IT’S A SIN WHEN- the person projects lust onto an unwilling recipient person and does not take into account their wants or consent. Rape, harassment, sexual assault, catcalling, dick pics.

Gluttony

Not a sin- food, enjoying food, cooking, eating sweets, eating meat. In the larger sense, accumulating material things you enjoy, like books or collectibles or whatever.  IT’S A SIN WHEN- It deprives other people of what they need.

Envy

Not a sin: Wanting things you see other people have, like money, power, fame. IT’S A SIN WHEN: This is how you define people, and stop respecting them as humans. It’s a sin when you use them for what they have and what they can bring you.

Greed

Not a sin: Wanting financial security, working hard for the things you want.  IT’S A SIN WHEN: Your own financial growth depends on keeping other people impoverished and suffering.

Pride

Not a sin: Being proud of your accomplishments, liking your looks, dressing up IT’S A SIN WHEN: It stops you from accepting your faults and seeing how you can be wrong, not admitting that you can better yourself. 

Wrath

Not a sin: Righteous anger at situations, being mistreated, seeing other people suffer, at the injustice of the world. Self-defense. Revolution.  IT’S A SIN WHEN: Violence towards defenceless people, hitting your partner or your kids,.  Violence fuelled by intolerance and bigotry. 

Sloth

Not a sin: Resting. Sleeping. Taking a day or a year off. Being unproductive. Playing videogames. IT’S A SIN WHEN: You stay inactive when action is required. When people need you and you’d rather do nothing.

The Balance

aziraphale’s knowledge of emojis is low key as extensive as michael sheen’s, while crowley is just as clueless as david tennant and that’s the tea 

more ineffable husbands  ( x )  and  ( x )

Karl Heisenberg ♥️♥️♥️

OOF ! HE'S SO SEXY ! 🔥

original twitter post

and instead of being productive I indulged….. what a surprise

Doodled this on a plane about a month ago and been slowly working on the colors during my free time. You know me, I’m a sucker for romance and shit.