The First Made Me Think, “Yeah. They Seem Cool.” But That Second Half With Pointing Out The Obvious!

The first made me think, “Yeah. They seem cool.” But that second half with pointing out the obvious! I’m dying! 🤣

No cause I love the witchhunters because they're honestly all so cool but so lame.

Like in theory, they are so kickass. A super elite witch hunting group formed of a vampiric knight in shining armor, a secretive priestess to a Goddess of death, an animated scarecrow with a demon inside of it, an undead crocodile pirate with a huge fucking gun, a gravedigger guided by the mists of death, and a druid who's God is basically the cycle of life and death.

But then you see them do shit and you're like, oh, okay so they're losers (/aff). Their knight is a himbo and goes through emotional crisis every 10-12 hours, the priestess is unconscious every other battle, the pirate is an idiot, their scarecrow is super socially awkward and smells like wet hay, their barbarian got shanked by a dude covered in oil and licked, and their druid can't do half the things she tries to do (because the dice won't roll higher than a 9 for her player).

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