My Aangzula Fics Masterpost

Pokemon. Becaue it's Pokemon.

Reblog with the game that got you into gaming.

If you’re European, in a couple of weeks you will be denied any and all access to fandom contents on Tumblr and everywhere else on the internet. Here’s why.

On June, 20th the JURI of European Parliament approved of the articles 11 and 13 of the new Copyright Law. These articles are also known as the “Link Tax” and the “Censorship Machines” articles.

Articles 13 in particular forces every internet platform to filter all the contents we upload online, ending once and for all the fandom culture. Which means you won’t be able to upload any type of fandom works like fan arts, fan fictions, gif sets from your favourite films and series, edits, because it’s all copyrighted material. And you won’t also be able to share, enjoy or download other’s contents, because the use of links will be completely restricted.

But not everything’s lost yet. There’s another round of voting scheduled for the early days of July.

What you can do now to save our internet, is to share these informations with all of your family members and friends, and to ask to your MEP (the members of the European Parliament from your country) to vote NO at the next round, to vote against articles 11 and 13.

Here you can find more news and all the details to contact your MEP:

https://saveyourinternet.eu

Also, sign and share this petition:

https://www.change.org/p/european-parliament-stop-the-censorship-machinery-save-the-internet?recruiter=50668942&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=psf_combo_share_initial

We have just a couple of weeks to stop this complete madness, don’t let them dictating the way we enjoy our internet.

#SaveYourInternet now!

I call it "Catching the Midnight Flight".

AU inspired by @whiteheartlight‘s concept of the Toa Mata Nuva as matoran (like in this and this post) and @beesgav‘s interpretation here.

All three major toa teams + Takanuva are living as matoran on Mata Nui but something is wrong. They should be somewhere different. They should look different. Details of their different eras of life are mixed together when they shouldn’t be. None of the koros’ turaga’s name is ever mentioned, nor is any detail of their appearance.

But that comes up later and that feeling of wrongness is an undercurrent at first. The story begins with wacky adventures and shenanigans, as well as self-indulgent interactions and character exploration.

Gaia Gang Running Jokes

I made a joke about Beta liking Old World memes the other day, and that got me thinking about the Gaia Gang/A-Team and what running/inside jokes they might have. Not sure if these are any good?

Also please feel free to add your own :D

*pointing at a poisonous plant* "Hey Zo, can I eat this?"

Whenever Aloy isn't around, everyone else brainstorms ideas for new titles/nicknames they can call her. The important part is that they never directly reveal the fact that they made them up, leaving Aloy to wonder if she's going to get bombarded with new nicknames next time she stops by a settlement. (On at least one occasion, Kotallo went out of his way to include Hekkaro in on the joke, much to Aloy's utter bafflement)

*holding up random Old World trinkets* "You see, this here is a Gigglegripper 3000, which the Old Ones used to trim nose hairs-" "Actually that's the JumbleHopper 4000, a tool for determining whether or not it's raining." "You're thinking of the WetWorks WhipperSnapper Dry XL LUXE edition, this is-" and so forth. Becomes way more prominent if Sylens or Tilda are around.

Constant half-joking debates about whether Aloy is Sobeck's daughter or Gaia's daughter, and if Gaia is technically Sobeck's daughter. Usually gets complicated further by someone asking if Current Gaia counts as the same person as Gaia Prime, and then someone suggesting that Current Gaia is actually Aloy's daughter (because Aloy did restore her, after all). Although things could be even further complicated (to a humorous degree) by the idea that Aloy is Sobeck (renewed/extended/reborn/reincarnated, whatever you want to call it), everyone knows that Aloy wouldn't be comfortable with the notion, so they exclude that from their joking.

"So Aloy is Sobeck's daughter, and Gaia Prime is Sobeck's daughter, but Current Gaia is Aloy's daughter?" "No no no, Aloy is Gaia Prime's daughter, Gaia Prime is Sobeck's daughter, so Aloy is Sobeck's granddaughter. Current Gaia both is and is not the same as Gaia Prime, and is Aloy's daughter. Therefore, Aloy's daughter is also her mother, and her sister is genetically her grandmother :)" (cue Aloy looking incredibly exasperated in the background)

*Aloy is about to leave the base* "Hey, wait, you almost forgot the most important tool of all!" *hands her a fucking rock*

Jokingly blaming Ted Faro for literally anything going wrong. Accidentally spilled your food? Ugh, way to go, Ted. The machine you killed doesn't have that part you needed? *sarcastic* Thanks, Ted! It takes a while for Alva to adjust, but after she joins the team it becomes one of her favorite jokes, though she also suggests occasionally swapping out "Ted" with "Ceo".

Sometimes folks will use "we/ours/us" in cases where "I/my/me" would be more appropriate, mainly in an attempt to remind Aloy that she's not alone. However, over time it evolved and now she uses it to her advantage. "Aloy... we need to talk about your hoarding problem. There are literally over a thousand medicinal berries in your stash!" "Don't you mean our hoarding problem?"

*handing something very light to Kotallo or Erend* "can you hold this" or "this is heavy, please carry it for me" or one of those followed by several seconds of silence prior to the realization that the prankster has, in fact, initialized hand holding

At one point Alva makes an offhand comment about the Old World concept of an "Evil Clone" (specifying that it was a common trope in Old World media), and there's a brief, uncomfortable moment before everyone immediately agrees that neither Aloy nor Beta are anything close to an evil clone. Eventually it becomes a running joke to point at masked/concealed enemies (and sometimes ones whose faces are clearly visible) and ask if they're an evil clone of Aloy

Wouldn't suprise me if this happens in a few years.

guys help, i want to fuck the robot

Aang: I am no longer advising others to forgive their enemies. Instead, I will lead with a hard example.

Three Years Later

Ty Lee: HOW COULD YOU NOT INVITE US?!

Azula: What are you talking about? Mai, what's going on?

Mai: Oh, nothing much. I needed to fill out a form so I went to the archives, found out you've been married to The Avatar for three years, had a fruit tart. The usual.

Azula: Then why did you two barge in here?

Ty Lee: Excuse me? We didn't even know you liked Aang that way!

Azula: I don't hate him.

Mai: But you said you're only civil to him now because you're "required to be."

Azula: Is marriage not a requirement?

Ty Lee: Hello? Divorce?

Mai: An explanation?

Azula, shrugging: We forgave each other.

Mai & Ty Lee: Through marriage?

Azula: He had a very compelling argument.

Something I have seen very few people mention re: Omicron and the current surge:

Please, be cautious. Not just about the virus but about life in general.

Babes, now is not the time to get on the rickety ladder to change that light bulb or tackle that woodworking project using the bandsaw.

Let it freaking go.

Clinics and hospitals are overrun. You don't want to need urgent or emergent care right now, my loves. You may not get it. Please be unreasonably cautious around your homes.

Please reblog this, just to remind everyone that any source of medical risk is also now a COVID risk.

Fan art done by u/Skerrus on reddit

[MF] Blast from the past, cumslut opens her mouth to me Part 2

This is part two of a wild Saturday I had with a legit cumslut nympho. Part One can be found here

So after Sarah released my cock from her mouth and asked me if I liked that I’ll be honest and say it got a little awkward…. I knew what just happened was bad, and to top it off I am not Mr. Porn Star Sex-Stud. I have a “solid” cock as Sarah would say, not massive but not small, and my sex drive is normal. The only thing I have going for me, if anything, is the size of my cumshots. I usually have big cum loads that are thick/gooey/white and not watery/runny/clear. Some girls have found it a little too much/gross, and some have loved that about me (Sarah).

The moment afterwards was awkward mostly because I was at a loss for words. I have never witnessed a girl behave like that to me, her almost drunk like stare/gaze was a little unnerving. Her determination and aggression threw me off a bit as well. I lost all game haha. It’s one thing to sext dirty and aggressive messages, it’s a whole other ballgame acting that way in person!

Anyways I told her “Yeah, I did like that”, pulled my sweats back up, and then laid my head back on the couch again and shut my eyes. I told her I needed to recover a bit so I turned on the TV for her. I honestly had no clue what the fuck to do, I didn’t really feel like chatting and didnt have a lot to say. She said cool, got on the couch and then put on a game of thrones episode, the base/beat of the intro song snapped me awake and at attention. I love GoT, that snapped me right out of it. We watched the episode together and chatted about the story of the series so far and generally it broke the awkwardness. She was still off-and-on rubbing herself during the episode (she said she likes masturbating with the taste of cum in her mouth), which was hot but obviously a little distracting.

Then came a nude scene involving the red priestess, who btw has a FANTASTIC body. That got me going, I rubbed my cock a little through my sweats and Sarah continued to masturbate. She noticed what I was doing, smiled, and offered to take her top off once the scene switches on GoT. Before I could even respond she said “Fuck it” and pulled her shirt over her head releasing her nice smooth perky C cup breasts. She turned to face me on the couch, one hand rubbing/squeezing her nipples and the other rubbing her clit. With how she was doing this it pushed her tits together and made a sort of natural push-up bra (if that makes sense), her tits looked HUGE. Fuck she knows what she’s doing.

By the time she started doing this I was already semi-hard and with a hand down my pants jerking my cock. She told me to get a little more comfortable, so I threw my legs on the couch and now I was basically laying down on my back along the length of the couch with Sarah at the other end topless in-between my knees facing me. I was getting really hard jacking off watching Sarah touch herself. She noticed a new precum wet spot forming on my pants.

Sarah: “I think it’s time for you to pull down your sweats again sweetie”

Me (after short stare thinking about it): “alright help me then”

Sarah then leaned forward, put a hand on each of my thighs and slid forward to grab my waist band with both hands. She was face to face with my cock again, she then kissed my stomach and pulled my sweats completely off, stealing a lick and suck on one of my balls as she made her way to my ankles.

I snapped forward and let her know that we can’t touch each other (real bullshit at this point to be honest, but it was my last stand). She grinned and said sorry. She then sat knelt there, in-between my legs, and watched me jerk off at full mast as she continued to touch her self and rub her tits together, biting her lip every once in awhile. Precum began to ooze out again, but this time she dove down without asking and quickly licked it off the top of my cock. Inside I fucking loved that, but on the outside I gave her an eye-brow raise and look. She half ass apologized.

This continued on for a little under ten minutes I would say. She stole a few more precum licks, one of which caused a saliva stream that connected the end of her tongue to the tip of my cock. She pulled up a little, noticed it, then plunged down and sucked it up before reaching the tip of my cock and kissing it. HOT. I stopped protesting after that. Every time I closed my eyes and imagined getting head, or fucking, she would lean down and lick and suck on my balls. Now that I stopped resisting, she got more bold and would continually lick and suck on my balls as I jerked off. She started moaning louder and I could see her cheeks getting flushed again. She still had a hand rubbing her clit, but the other was now on my stomach helping her balance on her knees when she was leaning over so low to lick my balls. She the started to lick my shaft in unison with my jerking, below my hand. Up and down she licked following my hands. She giggled and smiled when she tasted my precum that had slide down my shaft under my hand. That felt incredible and I was getting close.

Me: “I’m getting close Sarah”

Sarah (mouth open tongue out still licking up and down my shaft):. “Awww oh yeah? Awww”

Me (jerking a lot faster now): “Yeah… Yeah.. YEAH, I’m fucking cumming Sarah”

Sarah (still with her mouth open and tongue on my shaft, my first cum shot straight up and then fell down immediately on her cheek with a plop sound): “aww-OH-GAWD-YES-awww”

Sarah then sprang up, almost face to face with my cock, and aggressively rubbed her clit and bit her lip as she had a small orgasm, she then breathed heavily and panted a bit and smiled. I was staring right at her as I continued to cum, a few shots straight up and back down onto my cock, hands, body and a little on my thighs. Sarah recovered a little bit and then leaned forward and licked the cum off my thighs, then licked the cum off my body/base of my cock and balls, and then leaned up and opened her mouth to show me. She had sucked up a nice load and pooled it in her mouth. She smiled and then gulped it down. She then used a finger and scooped the cum off her cheek and into her mouth, and then she put a hand on my arm to stop me from jerking me cock further. She leaned forward again and licked all slides of my cock that had cum on them. My hand was still on my cock, just at the base, she grabbed my wrist and had my slowly jerk and squeeze me shaft all the way to the top of my cock. Cum oozed out into the rest of the cum that was around my head and top of my fingers. She leaned down and sucked all the cum into her mouth. She pulled my hand away, grabbed the base of my cock, and slowly engulfed my head again and sucked slowly and tightly. She thoroughly cleaned me up, and gave me a quick deepthroat for good measure. She then grabbed my hand and licked and sucked the cum off. She again opened her mouth and presented me the load she just collected. She swirled her tongue around the cum and masturbated.

She left her mouth open, tongue slightly out, cum filled, while she aggressively masturbated. About a minute or so later she had another orgasm rubbing her clit frantically. She then gulped down the cum and smiled. She leaned down and gave my now soft cock a kiss, then smiled and thanked me. “Thank you daddy”.

After that we chatted for a bit. Less awkward than the first time. I asked her straight up “Wow, you really like cum don’t you?”.

Sarah: “I fucking love it, I can’t help it, I just need it all the time. Sometimes I have trouble orgasming if I don’t have it on my skin, or in my mouth. One time during a dry spell I would try and eat salty things, just to have something similar in my mouth while I masturbated. I love it”

She went on to compliment me, which was a nice ego booster: “You cum alot, I like that, and it tastes really good. I love getting your big loads, I love having my mouth filled and having enough to play with”.

We hadn’t put our clothes back on yet and her giving me all these compliments was turning me on. GoT had auto played the next few episodes, so we went back and forth from talking openly about sexual things, talking about the past (that car ride) and watching cool shit happen on GoT. She then broke the ‘friendly’ mood with “So have you decided to let me suck you off for real yet? Or are you just going to keep teasing and feeding me all day? I’m cool either way…”

Annnnd that’s it for Part 2. This girl was unnervingly cum hungry that day. I had a healthy fear and lust for her, and guilt. More parts later when I have time!

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