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obi wan drops his lightsaber for the millionth time during a battle and cody has to pick it it up again. hes limping badly afterwards but is refusing to go to medical so finally cody breaks and is just like “here general, go fetch” and throws it in the med tent. obi wan, indignant, goes to said med tent to get it and gets sedated 0.2 seconds after walking in

Cody: So I’m sure all of you have noticed by now that General Kenobi has been lurking around the med tent.  Clones: *nod*  Cody: But never getting close enough for us to push him inside.  Boil: I almost got close enough once, but he fled the second he saw me.   Cody: I know, he’s a crafty one. My point is: SHINIES. He will try to talk to you! He will try to gently smile at you! He will try to coax you into getting his lightsaber for him! And I’m sure he’s not above bribing you too! but you know what you have to do, right?   Clones: TACKLE HIM TO THE GROUND AND CALL THE MEDIC, SIR.  Cody: EXACTLY. Also please note that we don’t want to cause more injuries so please be careful when you restrain him. 

In response to why Obi-Wan is losing armour during the course of the war (now that i've been released from captivity):

The suicidal ideations theory: Obi-Wan is slowly losing his armor during the course of the war because he is getting more careless with his life since he is losing the will to live. -- The loss of armour symbolises the decline of his mental health.

The practicality theory: Obi-Wan is losing armour beause as the war drags on he simply does not have the time to deal with the logistics of wearing armour. He is simply cutting back the time he would spend on maintenance + putting it on/taking it off + storing it. -- The loss of armour symbolises increasing urgency.

The martyr theory: Obi-Wan is tired of changing his fighting style to accommodate the extra weight and restrictions. He is prioritizing speed (which in the case of his preferred lightsaber style, Soresu, means acting as a human shield) over his own protection. -- The loss of armour symbolises his desire to protect others at the cost of his own safety.

The identity theory: He is losing his armour in protest because he feels like his duties as a soldier are in contradiction with his Jedi lifestyle. The armour, or rather what it represents, conflicts with his principles. -- The loss of armour symbolises his reaffirmance of his Jedi identity.

The aesthetic theory: It just isn't his look. -- The loss of armour symbolises Obi-Wan's status as a bimbo.

Do you have any Mirialan headcanons?

OH BOY DO I!!!

Ok… ok I can do this. I apologize, this is my first anon and I’m a little beside myself with excitement right now.

Ok, Mirialans.

Canon says they’re a near-human species, and other than some weird colored skin and tats, the only inhuman thing they have is their flexibility and agility. Their home world, Mirial, is cold and dry. Their geometric tattoos are usually done after some sort of personal achievement, which I personally read as a ‘right of passage’ sort of thing.

So, they come in yellow, green, and pink, and other than their skin color, their tattoos are their most notable attributes.

Personally, their tattoos always looked to me like the sort of patterns you’d see on a snake. I mean, I live in the American southwest, this is prime rattlesnake territory, and several of the tattoo designs you see in SWTOR look just like that. Yellow, and green are pretty common colors in snakes, and I dare you to find me an animal that better fits their ‘super flexible’ attribute.

So Mirialans are snake people.

More specifically, they are a reptomammalian species that resemble humans through convergent evolution.  As reptomammals, they possess both reptilian and mammalian characteristics. The way I saw it explained with Tauntauns, Mirialans are covered from head to toe in scales, and certain scales grow hair, say on their heads and faces.

Unlike humans, they don’t have body hair. Men can have beards, but that is usually due to having some human in their ancestry.

Their body can regulate its temperature, but not quite as well as a full mammal, so they generally run very cold compared to humans and they tend to suffer more in extreme heat.

Depending on what region of Mirial their ancestors come from, their scales can be thicker and rougher, or smaller and smooth. They do not have any natural patterning to their scales, but it is fairly common to have their palest scales on the chest and belly and the darkest at their spine. However, long ago their ancestors did have scale patterns, and so that is where their tattoo designs came from.

Having evolved on a cold planet, and being omnivorous, they needed to bring their prey down quickly to avoid expending precious heat and energy chasing it down, thus their ancestors were venomous. And unlike the scale patterns, they kept the venom. Their incisors are sharper than a human’s and they have a set of upper and lower fangs. Like snakes, their upper fangs are hollow and they have a pair of venom glands situated just beneath their cheekbones. They can open their mouths well beyond a human’s range of movement, and at full flexion, the muscles surrounding the glands squeeze the venom down and out the tips of the fangs. The venom itself is fatal to anything smaller than a medium sized child and is composed of a mix of neurotoxin and hemotoxin.

The neurotoxin causes localized paralysis, making it difficult for a victim to flee, and if it’s small enough, respiritory failure. The hemotoxin destroys red blood cells and makes clotting difficult, but mostly it’s there to cause pain and hopefully shock to the victim. Left untreated, a Mirialan bite can cause days of agony and permanent organ damage to an adult. Common poison antidotes can alleviate the paralysis and prevent any organ damage, but little can be done about the pain.

A general Mirialan antivenom exists and can stop the majority of the toxin, but only antivenom made from the offending Mirialan or related family members, will fully counteract it. It’s because of this that more responsible individuals carry personalized antivenom. Still, in this day and age of blasters and thermal detonators, you have to have majorly fucked up for a Mirialan to bite you.

They have good senses of smell, and average vision and hearing, but like snakes, they are able to ‘see’ in infrared. Its like someone turned up the color saturation on hot objects and they practically glow in the dark.

They’re from a largely matriarchal society, and if you want those sweet sweet tats, you need to complete a sort of coming of age feat. The feat in question is often tailor made to each individual to test their strength. Ex. A girl who likes hunting could be asked to go kill a certain tough critter, or guy who likes science could be asked to write a dissertation in his field. Basically something that was a challenge but not impossible

The facial tattoos were the ones they had to earn, but body tattoos were just for decoration, like any other species. Although it is common for those with facial tattoos to have that pattern repeated or expanded upon on the rest of their body.

Oh.

And a Mirialan man’s dick is held inside his body and only comes out when it’s party time.

Aaaaand I think that’s it. If I think of anything else major I’ll try to post it. 

Thank you so much for your question!

The feels

“It’s over. I’m sorry it has to be this way, but it’s the best I can do for you. Belonging to that team of losers won’t do you any favor.

Can you feel it?… The hate blooming in your heart. Poisoning every inch of your soul. You’re the same as me… And I’m sure we can do great things together. We can… Change the rules of the game. You won’t be alone anymore. Don’t try to scape from me… Don’t even think to make me your enemy. Because I can make you wish we never met at all.”

Au where Afuro is forced to join the Dark Emperors and become Kazemaru’s precious treasure.

Master Matako taught Eldra (x) how to dance one of Glee Anselm’s most popular dances. The dance characterized by rigid movements coupled with limb contortions at the joints with hands and wrist illusions, incorporating some shoulder and head tendrils movements. Hands forming imaginary geometric shapes, such as a triangle, are introduced during motion and moved progressively around the dancer’s body to display the dancer’s dexterity and memory. This dance involves incredible flexibility and fluidity at its most extreme with exaggerated feminine movements, the old version of this dance were mostly perform underwater but the new way is preferably display on land. While not possess a set of head tendrils like her master, Eldra is able to put on some twist with her lekku, she enjoy it as her hobby and a form of mediation in leisure time. 

Part of the reason that Han, Luke and Leia work so well as the main trio is that they're all mistakenly under the impression that they're the sane one in a 'two idiots and the voice of reason' trio trope. Like "Somebody has to save our skins!" and someone has to stop Han and Leia from murdering eachother mid lovers spat, and someone has to keep the twins out of trouble involving force nonsense. And they're all equally as much trouble as eachother, but they all think they're the only sane person. And it's wonderful.

Day 5 of Codyan week -  Morning After (alt. art prompt)

Happy birthday @hoodedmiho and thank you so much for introducing me to this ship! <3

"What more could I lose?" - Matsukaze Tenma

"Me - personally - I could lose a lot." - Kurosaki Yukine

An Avengers: Infinity War quote

abyss prince kaeya my beloved

SPOILERS: I’m screaming and crying from every updated chapter.