Hey I Migjt Be Confused As Shit But At Least Im Cool As Hell

Peter: What did you guys get in your yearbook?

Lily: Prettiest smile.

James: Nicest personality.

Sirius: Most likely to start a bar fight.

Remus: Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one.

i am currently ✨anxiously depressed✨

starting off 2021 w a serotonin spike thank u kings

had a friend slap this together after i gave them a ride home last night and this is all i played

me: celebrity drama 🤢🤢🤢

 kimye is divorcing because kanye hooked up with jeffree star 

me:

the patriarchy is me never actually being treated bad by a man but constantly being surprised whenever they are a decent human being

I want to be John Mulaney when I grow up

"are you okay" girl i am on ao3 looking for fanfiction from my comfort ship when i was 12 what do you think

i'm SO BAD at calling people you could be talking about your mother dying and i WILL NOT listen to a single word you say. imma be there like "yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah." but be thinking about fucking frogs or sum

well, this life has been fun, but it’s about time for me to return to the woods to become a mossy stump again.