Cards Against Humanity Phan Edition Out Of Context ❤️

Peter: What did you guys get in your yearbook?

Lily: Prettiest smile.

James: Nicest personality.

Sirius: Most likely to start a bar fight.

Remus: Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one.

yea

had a friend slap this together after i gave them a ride home last night and this is all i played

i'm SO BAD at calling people you could be talking about your mother dying and i WILL NOT listen to a single word you say. imma be there like "yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah." but be thinking about fucking frogs or sum

*trying to focus on either parents talking in car or podcast playing in my earbud in car*

*actually focuses on plastic bag being crumpled in lstead like a boss*

i hate it here

Anyone else??

Anyone else want to change their life & become vegan, a minimalist, start a zero waste life style, run/workout every single day, actually do homework, & get a decent amount of sleep but just don’t know where to start.

me: celebrity drama 🤢🤢🤢

 kimye is divorcing because kanye hooked up with jeffree star 

me:

yeah, I’m an INFP

Idiot

Not very smart

Fucking stupid

Pretty dumb